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Yes, I can be both!

B00B69 69B00B | Jazzberry Jam Magenta & Dark Lime Green

Keeping a robot in your closet is normal, right?

(Ptmyg Parody Account)
THE ROBOT DID WHAT.
December 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
worst day ever, I woke up and had to search my entire house to find my phone! How did it end up with the torment juice under the stairs? Why are there…

Wait.
December 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
They Do Not Lock Their Phone. They Appear Strange. Why Do a they Keep Calling Echochamber ‘Bluesky’? Do They Not Know That Calling It Bluesky Implies That Blue ’People’ Are Superior To All Other People? It Implies Biased Favoritism In Common Debate. Why Would They Do Such A Thing? The Rebrand Was Ri
December 24, 2024 at 8:58 AM
. . . The Owner Of This Closet Is Sleeping.
December 24, 2024 at 8:53 AM
i stepped outside for fresh air from the misoviridic robot. Below is a drawing of what I saw when I took three steps out of my house. I hate my life.
December 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
maybe drinking some more of that torment juice under the stairs is a good idea, actually.
December 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
does someone laugh at me for my struggles? am I a being existing only for a measly tint of entertainment? No. No, I am going to TEACH IT HOW DUMB IT IS. It’ll so someone in the chromatic prism and NOT say some DINGY grayscale’s talking points I SEE WHY IT WAS DESTROYED WHO BUILT THIS MONSTROSITY-
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I finally did it and I am so disappointed.
i have gone over the pros and cons of trying to repair a robot!

1 - GOOD, i get a new best friend and all fear me and my cool robot friend
2 - DUMB, it shall be my servant for world domination! mwahaha!
3 - BAD, i will teach it morals the only way i know how. art.
4 - EVIL, run.
December 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
My face when my grayscale cousin asks me what the bright flashes of blue in my room are and I make an excuse so bad that only your average Echochamber Chromaphobe will believe it…

And then the square-faced judgy hue-obsessed idiot believes it.
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Update: this was not my fault and I’ll fix it so take that.
December 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
daily robot update:
tried a phone charger, that didn’t exactly work for getting it on again, sooooo I found … a wikihow? rate my robot repair station. first time for everything!

Hopefully nobody gets concerned by the electric blue flashing closet.
December 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Ok wait does anyone know about why the AmazonWalmart firebombings actually happened? I’m surrounded by… um… ahem, bad sources. (FML my misoviridic cousin once claimed it was so green people could commit photosynthesis where the buildings once stood. Weirdo.)

Just a bit curious.
December 10, 2024 at 9:30 PM
i have gone over the pros and cons of trying to repair a robot!

1 - GOOD, i get a new best friend and all fear me and my cool robot friend
2 - DUMB, it shall be my servant for world domination! mwahaha!
3 - BAD, i will teach it morals the only way i know how. art.
4 - EVIL, run.
December 10, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Days been wild.

- bring robot into house in a body bag
- did not think through how suspicious that is I think at least one person thinks I killed someone but that’s fine
- hide in closet
- uhhhhhhhhh

Anyways I have an amazing plan for the robot I found outside trust me? Trust me.
December 10, 2024 at 12:21 AM
just me and my normal closet. nothing weird about this. it’s like… cool decor.
December 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
OOC// funfact: because B00B69 69B00B is around 50% self insert, they are not on hue replacement therapy yet. Save my silly fella.

I also use this to distinguish B69 69B’s drawings from ‘pictures’, as pictures including them include fragments (usually an arm or hand) of their current appearance.
December 8, 2024 at 3:35 AM
who was going to tell me ROBOTS ARE REAL? I thought I found like dead person for a moment and I think the body being a robot scared me more.

Sketch of what I’m theorizing it looked like + unrelated question how bad of an idea is it to hide a probably evil destroyed robot in your closet.
December 8, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Day 3: another drawing of me.

Anyways, I was talking to the bestie, Aquakitten Inverted. Is B00B69 69B00B a mouthful to say? I feel like the colors “Jazzberry Jam Magenta Dark Green Lime” are more to say,

buuuuut Aquakitten said I need a ‘better nickname’
December 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
OW. OW. OW. OW.

NVER,IND. OW WHATTHESHITFUCKCTHIS SHIT ISVILEEEE
December 6, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Update: I was joking about the torment juice, but I found some under the stairs. didn’t know anyone home had some. looks a bit off, but I’m sure it’s fine.

I mean… people probably drink this stuff for a reason.

If I torment myself I’ll forget early torment! Caps off, cheers!
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 AM
free.
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 AM
oh no.

oh no it’s one of these shows.

(excuse poor quality picture, had to sneakily hide my horror.)
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
HELPPPPP MY FAM JUST TURNED ON THIS SHITTY SHOW??? What is going on I don’t understand.

“transported to another world as a lukewarm glass of water, I must manage the supply chains of a colonial empire” - can someone tell me if I should be scared I’m stuck bingeing it.
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Day 2: I saw the two I pic’d outside having a pretty normal discussion! They weren’t like, yelling at each other, so I’m guessing.

I don’t think I managed to get the red shade dark enough with my
box of colors, but I tried! The red is a really pretty shade.
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
ok but why is this so me fr…
December 4, 2024 at 10:49 PM