Jesus Didn't Wear Pants
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Caretaker to Lil Sis.
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Every year there’s one mid-December morning where you wake up early and nobody else is around, and the stress of Christmas is still kinda far away, and the stress of Thanksgiving is behind you, and you get to drink your coffee alone by the Christmas tree, and that is the best 7 minutes of the season
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every year there’s one mid-December morning where you wake up early and nobody else is around, and the stress of Christmas is still kinda far away, and the stress of Thanksgiving is behind you, and you get to drink your coffee alone by the Christmas tree, and that is the best 7 minutes of the season
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The news from Oklahoma and Nebraska is so depressing. The US public university system is one of the greatest achievements of the 20th century, created to democratize liberal arts education, and it's being destroyed by greedy people who think only the rich are deserving of such learning.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The news from Oklahoma and Nebraska is so depressing. The US public university system is one of the greatest achievements of the 20th century, created to democratize liberal arts education, and it's being destroyed by greedy people who think only the rich are deserving of such learning.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. (Toto is the hero)
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. (Toto is the hero)
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LLM’s will be training themselves on stolen slop generated by other LLM’s
They’re not going to destroy humanity by nuking the earth, they’ll do it by making the internet so stupid we off ourselves.
They’re not going to destroy humanity by nuking the earth, they’ll do it by making the internet so stupid we off ourselves.
"The math is brutal and the juxtaposition stark: millions for OpenAI while pink slips go out to longtime lecturers. The CSU isn’t investing in education—it’s outsourcing it, paying premium prices for a chatbot many students were already using for free."
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself
Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.
www.currentaffairs.org
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
LLM’s will be training themselves on stolen slop generated by other LLM’s
They’re not going to destroy humanity by nuking the earth, they’ll do it by making the internet so stupid we off ourselves.
They’re not going to destroy humanity by nuking the earth, they’ll do it by making the internet so stupid we off ourselves.
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⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
🧵 To put into perspective the war crimes committed by Sec. Pete Hegseth, we have to go back to Vietnam, 1968. One of the most horrific war crimes in history was committed. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
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🧵 To put into perspective the war crimes committed by Sec. Pete Hegseth, we have to go back to Vietnam, 1968. One of the most horrific war crimes in history was committed. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
www.firstpost.com/explainers/h...
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
🧵 To put into perspective the war crimes committed by Sec. Pete Hegseth, we have to go back to Vietnam, 1968. One of the most horrific war crimes in history was committed. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
www.firstpost.com/explainers/h...
🧵 To put into perspective the war crimes committed by Sec. Pete Hegseth, we have to go back to Vietnam, 1968. One of the most horrific war crimes in history was committed. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
www.firstpost.com/explainers/h...
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I was thinking about the brilliant movie "Wag the Dog" and especially the part where the opposition are playing "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" but the president distracts them from his sleazy sex life with war news.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was thinking about the brilliant movie "Wag the Dog" and especially the part where the opposition are playing "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" but the president distracts them from his sleazy sex life with war news.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
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As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
there is plenty of sexual content on steam. the problem isn't that valve is denying sexual content (though, as a near-monopoly, that would also be a problem) it's that valve is denying specifically sexual content that is non-pornographic, most notably in the horror genre.
It's pretty clear everyone would rather strawman me than have an actual conversation.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
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It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
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✌️❤️🇨🇦
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go
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A special message from Santa Claus himself!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A special message from Santa Claus himself!!!
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I've grown more conservative as I've grown older but the things I want to conserve are democracy and decency
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I've grown more conservative as I've grown older but the things I want to conserve are democracy and decency
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we have overlooked the most likely reason raccoons are self-domesticating rapidly, which is that they have become aware of rfk jr & his dietary preferences
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
we have overlooked the most likely reason raccoons are self-domesticating rapidly, which is that they have become aware of rfk jr & his dietary preferences
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UPDATE: Betty is overwhelmed with gratitude for those who were kind enough to donate to her GFM, and she asked me to pass along her sincere thanks. I’d love for her to reach the goal, but if you can’t contribute, a retweet helps too.
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
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Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
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November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
UPDATE: Betty is overwhelmed with gratitude for those who were kind enough to donate to her GFM, and she asked me to pass along her sincere thanks. I’d love for her to reach the goal, but if you can’t contribute, a retweet helps too.
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Trying to make everything look like a vintage America's Golden Age magazine advertisement to trick people into thinking they're living in the promised American dream instead of the propped-up cardboard cutout it actually is is the only plan they actually had all along so that tracks
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Trying to make everything look like a vintage America's Golden Age magazine advertisement to trick people into thinking they're living in the promised American dream instead of the propped-up cardboard cutout it actually is is the only plan they actually had all along so that tracks
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Society needs to stop coddling supremacists. Make them sleep in the filthy bed of sticks and filth they made for others; stop making others sleep in the bed so that they can feel comfortable in their mediocrity. Stop entertaining their nonsense. Lock them out of the house so it can be cleaned.
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Society needs to stop coddling supremacists. Make them sleep in the filthy bed of sticks and filth they made for others; stop making others sleep in the bed so that they can feel comfortable in their mediocrity. Stop entertaining their nonsense. Lock them out of the house so it can be cleaned.
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Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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If only we spent as much money trying to heal people as we doing trying to kill them...
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If only we spent as much money trying to heal people as we doing trying to kill them...
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Personally, I think off-leash dogs whose owners who have zippo control over them are a much, much bigger problem than, say, urban coyotes.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Personally, I think off-leash dogs whose owners who have zippo control over them are a much, much bigger problem than, say, urban coyotes.
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Siri show me the best example you can of how fucked up American healthcare is.
Actor James Van Der Beek is selling memorabilia from his film and television career, including Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues, to help with the financial cost of his cancer treatment.
James Van Der Beek auctions 'Dawson's Creek' memorabilia to pay for cancer treatment
The actor was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer in 2023.
nbcnews.to
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Siri show me the best example you can of how fucked up American healthcare is.