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Balatro Guy
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im chomping at the bit dude
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May 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Who needs a beautiful, intelligent, loyal, caring gf when you've got a motherfucking CompTIA A+ certification
March 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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at the doc martens store not a single phd in here
February 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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new year new inescapable fog that will follow you for the rest of time
#thefogiscoming
January 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
what the fuck was this about @kishimoto #BL
December 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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everyone got that one friend with a crippling addiction to kratom
December 20, 2024 at 3:55 AM
rateyourmusic.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
no jjk no my hero #goodyear
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
They doing this to me tomorrow
December 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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the fog is coming
December 11, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style
December 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
dudes when its a little foggy out
December 4, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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BREAKING: Local Idiot Plays Worst Recorded Game of Balatro in History; "Absolute Dogshit" Exclaim Observers
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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i’m boyvulating
December 1, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Beat Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty for the first time this week and it is both a familiar improvement on its predecessor and a completely different experience. Genuinely a postmodern masterpiece but I’ll get into that later.
a metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty poster with a man standing in front of a building
ALT: a metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty poster with a man standing in front of a building
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December 1, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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The liberals want woke turkey and non binary stuffing this year!? I’m playin y’all have a nice day
November 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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I get to play a little Balatro at work as a treat
November 27, 2024 at 1:06 AM
is this a safe space to say i don’t think Porter Robinson is gay enough to make electronic music #nothating
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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🎸 "Now, let existence begin." 🎸
Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to I-No!
#GGST #Birthday #I-No
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
check out my band we are a barbershop quartet that specializes in ska lofi pluggnb trap emo skramz midwest emo math rock jungle dnb edm kpop rap rnb pop folk punk hyperpop jazz fusion

we sound like shit come check us out
November 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM