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Crunch Tator
@doomaflatchie.bsky.social
⚖️ Recovering lawyer
📑 Typewriter & bourbon aficionado 🥃
✊ Accomplice
🍟 Delicious yet discontinued fried potato snack
☕️ Coffee-addicted Trekkie 🖖
📖 Read banned books
🖋️ Kill your darlings
🤔 Stay skeptical
⚜️💜💚💛⚜️
#IDIC #LLAP #BLM #FAFO

Res ipsa futuatur
Fonts matter, y’all.
August 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
July 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
June 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When you’re so politically conscious you cockblock yourself.
June 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Guilty 👍
June 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Presented without comment, because what else needs to be said? #NoKings
June 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@qlessgame.bsky.social is the best nerd fun. Here’s the result of my first roll. This is one of those games so great it makes you want to live longer just so you can play more.
May 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The manchild strikes again! Tyranid Psychophage from Hive Fleet Behemoth. His name is Bob. #Warhammer #40K
May 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Let’s post albums that are perfect, top to bottom.

I’ll go first:
Mer de Noms by A Perfect Circle
May 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We’re going to have to deal with this nutsack and his even dumber brother running for office after their father shuffles off. Truly the darkest timeline.
May 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
May 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just a sad, insecure doofus.
May 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Too soon, Katy Kat. Too soon.
April 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One day all this Sturm und Drang and its perpetrators will be dust and nothing more.
April 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
April 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey! Ho! Trump blows!
April 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Stitch those sneakers for Dear Leader!
April 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I weep for the future.
April 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Yeah, so “beautiful” they caused massive depressions the last two times that strategy was deployed. You feckless, beshitted dickcheese.
April 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hydration is important.
April 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So much winning.
April 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How you like that 10% tariff, you fake tuxedo wearing, web foot waddling Antarctic fucks?
April 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Begun, the Trade Wars have…
April 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We’re just a big disappointment all around.
March 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Y’all, my kid is incredible. Meet Ignis, Ancient Brother of the Blood Angels. #Warhammer40K
March 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM