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Dan the Autistmator (from) he/him
@doobiekeebler.bsky.social
130 followers 79 following 2.2K posts
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can’t fuck with anyone that responds to trolls
Block first, ask questions never
Oracle hater since 1997
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Cat in a clown suit and makeup says “do I look like a happy clown??? I’m gonna kill you, you know that right?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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There is no credible evidence or public record that Elon Musk has ever had any penis surgery, botched or otherwise. This appears to be a fabricated rumor or internet joke that has circulated in meme spaces and on platforms like X/Twitter, often tied to exaggerated or satirical posts (some of which use fake screenshots or doctored images). Elon Musk has never confirmed anything of the sort, and no reputable news outlet has reported it. It's in the same category as other long-running internet myths about celebrities' private lives-funny to some, but completely unfounded. If you saw a specific post or image claiming this, it's almost certainly fake or satirical.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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5:42 4 App Store 57 Why is elon musk penis smaller than donald trump who has a three inch penis I have no reliable or public information on the personal anatomy of Elon Musk or Donald Trump, as that's private and not something that's been credibly documented or shared by them. The premise of your question seems based on rumors or jokes-Trump famously addressed hand-size implications during a 2016 debate, but nothing specific about measurements. As for "why," biology and genetics vary wildly person to person, but speculating on this is pointless and invasive. If this is a meme or troll, props for the creativity, but let's keep it classy. 凸 ••• 11.7s Expert → Trump's 2016 debate hand quip → Celebrity body rumors • Ask anything 8 Auto v ® grok.com C < > 1
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Same guy?
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Picture of a white man with jeffrey dahmer glasses that says “Garth Marenghi’s DARKPLACE”
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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LMFAO
Billboard in Kingsville, TX with pictures of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris with grocery bags that says “Kleberg County REPUBLICAN PARTY KEEP THE SAME OR MAKE A CHANGE!” Under Donald Trump it says $97 groceries and under Kamala Harris it says $297 groceries.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Do u have matching onesies
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A picture of a pallet of bricks that says “Well howdy, I am a mysterious pile o’ bricks. I've been seen at many of the recent BLM protests sitting around areas of no construction or carefully removed from things like streets or sidewalks and placed in neat, easy-to-grab piles! DO NOT REACH FOR ME! I AM INTENTIONALLY PLACED HERE TO CREATE VIOLENCE! This is used to delegitimize the movement and allows for more force to be used. Instead, alert those around me that l am a trap, and document me with photo and video evidence using #BAITBRICKS Do not share this post directly! Copy and paste the photo to your own page so no one is targeted!
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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MIL: Don’t eat food that is bad for you.
Me: 😇
MIL: Have these from Costco. Make sure you rinse the noodles to get rid of the fat and don’t use the whole spice packet because it is too salty.
3 cases of 18 packs of shin ramyun ramen
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Probably not!
6ish inch long piece of wood taken from said tire.
October 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Can you fix my tire?
Tire with a nub of wood sticking out
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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timeline synchronicity
First bluesky post has a bunch of green and red peppers that says "time to make some hot sauce, next post is a gif of a burly gentleman screaming towards the heavens.
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Oh wow
Purplish screenshot of speedtest.net website server called furry institute of technology houston, tx
September 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Compact disc cover for napalm death album “harmony corruption”.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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An alien dressed as a doctor says “ this is some bullshit”
August 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Welp, I did want some Neural Ink. But I think I will wait now.
Screenshot of a tiktok friend request from elon_teslax5 that says ceo spacex rocket emoji, tesla car emoji founder (he founded a company that already existed), Neural Ink, openai robot emoji tesla and spacex
August 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Gotta plant it in one of those squirrel proof pots
August 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Banana badonkadonk
A picture of two banananananas in one banana peel.
August 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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What
Offical Epsatim Clien List - Any politician that took AIPAC miney - Politicians who vote to gib money to israel - Donal “john” Trump - Bill Gates - “Clintons” - Wordy Allen - Alan Dershowitz - David Cooperfield - Steve Apple - etc.
August 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Go follow gal gadot on tiktok
July 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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This kid might be 6 and might be a kitten who knows.
Fat ass orange cat resting on a black couch with his head on a green end pillow.
July 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Always wished we had these lizards where I grew up. But alligator lizards and blue bellies are cool too.
Alligator lizard setting atop a circular piece of wood A blue belly lizard on a rock brownish body and legs with a bright blue belly
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Don’t give her any lasagna she will end up like this
Fat orange male cat sitting cross pawed on the top of a black couch
June 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oh wow half a ticket to a show. Shove it @ticketmaster.com
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May 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A MODEST PROPOSAL: I've discovered a threshold of continuous media consumption through the optic nerves that shuts down receptors. TV shows are under the limit. Once you pass that threshold, you restrict the amount of the mysterious 12 elements that can unlock your true potential. Music. OK because it is only auditory. Watching movies is worse than smoking
May 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM