Medusa Oblongata
@donquizno.bsky.social
Eat Lobster With A Monster
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"Left-wing" violence (if that's what this was) has to be denounced because right-wing violence is constant and accepted, we just can never say that out loud.
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"Left-wing" violence (if that's what this was) has to be denounced because right-wing violence is constant and accepted, we just can never say that out loud.
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I miss when a rapper could have a name like this and go on an absolutely outrageous mixtape run and then get a huge advance from a major label to make a terrible album.
August 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I miss when a rapper could have a name like this and go on an absolutely outrageous mixtape run and then get a huge advance from a major label to make a terrible album.
July 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Move over, Hemingway
July 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Move over, Hemingway
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Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?
June 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?
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Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
May 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
"William Nilliam is my father's name. Please, call me Willy Nilly."
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May 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"William Nilliam is my father's name. Please, call me Willy Nilly."
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By the smell of it, Lowertown just opened a brand new piss factory and business is GOOOOOD.
May 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
By the smell of it, Lowertown just opened a brand new piss factory and business is GOOOOOD.
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It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
April 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
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dog we're tariffing the falklands
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
dog we're tariffing the falklands
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MFW child labour skeletons found
March 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
MFW child labour skeletons found
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This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with
February 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with
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Empathy is the only way to solve the Canada problem. What if you were a redneck loner in Arkansas who killed his boss at a pool hall in 1978? What if you were planning to start a new life in Alberta and change your name to Dennis and work at a hardware store? That dream might be stolen from you now.
February 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Empathy is the only way to solve the Canada problem. What if you were a redneck loner in Arkansas who killed his boss at a pool hall in 1978? What if you were planning to start a new life in Alberta and change your name to Dennis and work at a hardware store? That dream might be stolen from you now.
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“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?”
-“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
“What”
-“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
“What”
January 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?”
-“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
“What”
-“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
“What”
the overlap betwixt people who get those blacked-out MN license plates and people who punch holes in drywall when their team loses a game has GOT to be mad significant.
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the overlap betwixt people who get those blacked-out MN license plates and people who punch holes in drywall when their team loses a game has GOT to be mad significant.
All I've consumed today is an Americano and 2 Portillos dogs.
So why does my tummy hurt so bad? Hardly seems fair.
So why does my tummy hurt so bad? Hardly seems fair.
January 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
All I've consumed today is an Americano and 2 Portillos dogs.
So why does my tummy hurt so bad? Hardly seems fair.
So why does my tummy hurt so bad? Hardly seems fair.