Don Hughes
donaldhughes.ca
Don Hughes
@donaldhughes.ca
When I was in high school I thought most stories in The Onion were fake but the ones about "Area Man" etc were real.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Blue Jays need your prayers. Your loved ones can get next week's.
Please pray for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team. Do it instead of a loved one if necessary.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sad to hear Mamdani is losing. He's young though and has a bright future ahead of him.
“Forget about the polls. Go into the last eight days of this election assuming you are five points behind.”

You heard the man: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I found a pair of special sunglasses which have enlightened me to the secret truth about our society, which is that everything is slightly too bright all the time
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I hope they verify my account on here by the end of the year. I'd love to enter 2026 knowing I'm a thought leader.
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
About a month to Black Friday... better get your Christmas lists to me soon.
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on their "American" League Championship 🙏
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Listening to Pavement's cover of No More Kings out of solidarity with Americans, no matter your political beliefs.
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if Ohtani bet he'd hit three home runs and strike out ten... easy way to make extra money
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Making a side cut into the USA so when it falls it's away from Canada
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When I get a blue check on here I will feel so proud
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My (real) doctor said he thinks carbonated beverages cause "genetic damage" and I was like that sounds wrong but yes I now believe it
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Now that I'm cola sober (28 months) it'd be cool to open a little place for other cola sober people without fountainheads around
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate.
October 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Congratulations to Venezuela on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. ❤️🇻🇪
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays and lol to the New York Yankees.
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Thank you Blue Jays
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Tom and I are putting all future episodes of You Can't Win on the free public RSS feed. You can support the pod on Patreon for $1/month (or more), which also gets you access to the Discord and over 300 old Premium episodes but otherwise it'll be free.
October 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I tried to drop out of this because of the war or whatever but my assistant Matthew said it's locked in. I'll be performing my controversial one-man show "You Have Been Warned" and donating 10% of the proceeds to Doctors Without Borders. Last thing I'll say about this.
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The @nytimes.com Opinion Editor elections are coming up on Tuesday November 4th 2025. This election there are 165 positions open and eleven eligible parties advancing candidates. Go to the website to register to vote.
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I insulted (told the truth about) Germans (which breaks German law and caused a suspension).
I wanna know what your least justified suspension on Twitter was. Mine was the time I dunked on some little conservative shithead named Brilyn Hollyhand, quote tweeted him and said ‘This yakubian snow apes name really is Brilyn Hollyhand’. Got like 40k likes and caught a 7 day
September 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Three months until Christmas. Thinking of gift ideas. 💭🎁🎄
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM