I have for a long time declared “Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo” to be one of the greatest rhyming couplets of the 20th century.

We had a delivery guy recently ask to take a photo of our door knocker (it’s shaped like a cat). He said he collects photos of unusual door knockers, which I thought was wonderfully wholesome.

I’m a journalist - I write for £££!

Although now I think about it, that didn’t work out so well in the end.

Given this, I had a bath tonight almost entirely because of Squeeze.