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Dom DeLorenzo
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Grandma Anna's cranberry apple pie. I think this is one of my better lattice jobs.
Picture of a lattice crust pie cooling on a stove.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Schumer ratio'd so hard and it's only been up 20 minutes.
Screengrab of Schumer posting he's going to vote against shutdown, with 74 likes and 1.9 thousand comments.
March 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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WHY ARE THEY CLOCKWORK ORANGING DUO?
February 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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This is so fucking good.
While Blueprint may be somewhat mundane, Johnson’s experiments on himself are not. In the past, he has used his own teenage son’s blood to test whether transfusions from a younger person had any direct health benefit on someone his age (he has since discovered that they do not) and, more recently, used “shock treatments” on his genitals in an apparent effort to reverse age his penis and, thus, conjure the erections of an 18-year-old. Johnson, who once just looked like a normal dude, now self-admittedly resembles a vampire.
January 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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What
Screencap of wikipedia post for Brazilian wandering spiders, reading: "Its bite can cause severe symptoms, including increased pulse, blood pressure, and respiratory rate; extraordinary pain; penile erection that lasts for several hours; and, in several documented cases, death."
December 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Obligatory corvid family meme
Family photo of three Goth people and one non-goth kid labeled "bluejays"
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Update: surprising absolutely no one, she fucking lied
Screenshot of an Azealia Banks twitter post showing her ballot that reads "Lmao I lied, I voted for Trump yesterday"
November 7, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Screencap of Jessica Lange in AHS recaptioned to say "There's not going to be chep eggs and gas, you stupid slut."
November 7, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Image of Sgt. Howie from the movie "The Wicker Man" in the style of Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting. Captioned "Killing me is not going to bring back your apples."
September 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Yes, bluesky, watching the debate IS self-harm
September 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Watching the debate because I hate myself.
Photo of a woman holding two handguns and pointing one in each of her own eyes.
September 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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@thewaroncars.bsky.social this you?
September 8, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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If you see this... post a photo you made at sunset.
Photo of a young man sitting on a sandstone cliff above lake Superior, backlit by the sun setting across the water on the horizon.
June 16, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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RETVRN
June 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Happy May Day to those who celebrate.
May 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Incredible to see this review of The Lord of the Rings in the 1980 Whole Earth Catalog. Imagine a time you could actually write "hey, check out this cool thing you probably haven't heard of" in reference to Tolkien.
Photo of the Lord of the Rings review from the 1980 whole earth catalog, edited by Stewart Brand
December 16, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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@contrapoints.bsky.social milf incoming
September 7, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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August 19, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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Gif of Christopher Lee in "The Wicker Man" Gif of villagers singing together as the Christian they lured to their island screams from inside the burning wicker man.
June 21, 2023 at 3:35 PM