Jeff
@dolphinsfan.bsky.social
Biomedical Engineer. Irrational Insomniac. #FinsUp #RollTide #GoLobos #SeaKraken #MotoGP #F1 #BravesCountry was @wrestlinpanda on Elmo's hellscape app
Google's dogshit AI apparently can see the future...and that future contains Fins Up 😂
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Google's dogshit AI apparently can see the future...and that future contains Fins Up 😂
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I hate that ESPN continues to force this loser on us (and also Trump).
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I hate that ESPN continues to force this loser on us (and also Trump).
It's not delivery, it's divorced dad Thanksgiving dinner 🤮
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's not delivery, it's divorced dad Thanksgiving dinner 🤮
Anyone else love the smell of burning dust when you turn the heater on for the first time of the year?
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Anyone else love the smell of burning dust when you turn the heater on for the first time of the year?
You can close 9000 stores, I still ain't gonna wanna eat a nasty ass Baconator.
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You can close 9000 stores, I still ain't gonna wanna eat a nasty ass Baconator.
I was 100% on board the "it's a photoshop but fucking hilarious" ship when I saw the pics of McDoobie trolling the Bills fans in Ft Lauderdale...but it's fucking real! 😂😭😂
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was 100% on board the "it's a photoshop but fucking hilarious" ship when I saw the pics of McDoobie trolling the Bills fans in Ft Lauderdale...but it's fucking real! 😂😭😂
I have socks that are older than this kid 😂
Trump promotes Brilyn Hollyhand, the GOP establishment’s pick to replace Charlie Kirk
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have socks that are older than this kid 😂
Imagine saving up all year to go on a vacation to escape shitty ass Buffalo right when it starts snowing...you go to Miami and have to sit in the rain and watch your team get beaten by a tanking Dolphins squad
a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Imagine saving up all year to go on a vacation to escape shitty ass Buffalo right when it starts snowing...you go to Miami and have to sit in the rain and watch your team get beaten by a tanking Dolphins squad
Every time I tune into a Miami Dolphins game
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Every time I tune into a Miami Dolphins game
Tuna tartare tostada, soft shell crab "tacos" on jicama and blackened bass tacos
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tuna tartare tostada, soft shell crab "tacos" on jicama and blackened bass tacos
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November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
RFK fleeing the scene immediately 😂
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
RFK fleeing the scene immediately 😂
So, a third of a lb each?
I lose that every morning when I do my morning dump.
I lose that every morning when I do my morning dump.
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So, a third of a lb each?
I lose that every morning when I do my morning dump.
I lose that every morning when I do my morning dump.
I'd rather deepthroat a Remington 870.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'd rather deepthroat a Remington 870.
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New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.
By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
people.com/tom-brady-cl... Tom Brady is on a LEGENDARY run of going out of his way to make himself seem less likable/relatable😂
Tom Brady Reveals His Dog Junie Was Cloned from Beloved Pet Lua, Who Died in 2023
Tom Brady's dog Junie is a clone of his dog Lua, who died in 2023, he announced Nov. 4, 2025. Colossal Biosciences, which Brady is an investor in, cloned the pit bull mix using a blood sample collecte...
people.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
people.com/tom-brady-cl... Tom Brady is on a LEGENDARY run of going out of his way to make himself seem less likable/relatable😂
How exactly do you tariff a human being relocating? Greg Abbott is a dumb motherfucker, it's a shame that tree didn't finish the job it started.
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
How exactly do you tariff a human being relocating? Greg Abbott is a dumb motherfucker, it's a shame that tree didn't finish the job it started.
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Can we all agree that when a president pardons a guy who was convicted for financing terrorists, and then says he didn't know the guy but "I was told" to pardon him, the follow question MUST be "Who told you to pardon him?" But CBS never asked: who is making decisions in the White House? 1/
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can we all agree that when a president pardons a guy who was convicted for financing terrorists, and then says he didn't know the guy but "I was told" to pardon him, the follow question MUST be "Who told you to pardon him?" But CBS never asked: who is making decisions in the White House? 1/
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
That post, but in video form
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That post, but in video form
The white guy in the Dolphins hat being center-frame is cracking me up 😂🫡
Historic towns elbow-to-elbow with travelers. Beaches where you can’t see the sand through the multitude of towels, chairs and umbrellas. Tourists arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.
https://cnn.it/4oRauAI
https://cnn.it/4oRauAI
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The white guy in the Dolphins hat being center-frame is cracking me up 😂🫡
At COTA for a little racing action this weekend 🤌🔥
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At COTA for a little racing action this weekend 🤌🔥
Me reacting to the Chris Grier news
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me reacting to the Chris Grier news