100 Attorneys who are Harvard Alumni working Pro Bono. Let's really shove this up the administration's backside the right way.

AMAZING!
In the midst of the humiliating spectacle of the DJT/MUSK bleep fight, suddenly, there is a new BIG story to cover, because, somehow, the man it was IMPOSSIBLE to retrieve is back!
What a coincidence! Anyone other than me smell a rat?
Yet more bulletins from the Offal Office
IMPEACH DJT!

Ah, I love your reference to the metal head tuba player. I have to wonder if his ancestors may have been from Heard Island.