Matt Grote
@dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
He's 11/immortal
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He's 11/immortal
Yes, they're enormous and perfect
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yes, they're enormous and perfect
The cat taught me, we had a dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The cat taught me, we had a dog
It has been airing since 1975
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It has been airing since 1975
Oh god it's bleeding through
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh god it's bleeding through
Still a stupid bitch with a thick ass, fabulous tits and bipolar depression
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Still a stupid bitch with a thick ass, fabulous tits and bipolar depression
"What if you could get full coverage perfect skin, perfectly cook the entire bird in almost half the time, make it easier to carve, without having to fuck around with flipping it or bagging it or anything"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"What if you could get full coverage perfect skin, perfectly cook the entire bird in almost half the time, make it easier to carve, without having to fuck around with flipping it or bagging it or anything"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
"No thanks I love to suffer"
Okay tea I'm not in charge of dinner and one of the reasons I'm mad about it is cause spatchcocking is wildly superior and we're not doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Okay tea I'm not in charge of dinner and one of the reasons I'm mad about it is cause spatchcocking is wildly superior and we're not doing it.
Thankful to wake up with these three lazy lumps
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thankful to wake up with these three lazy lumps
There is one universal category theory joke up to unique isomorphism
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
There is one universal category theory joke up to unique isomorphism
The compliment below is a lie
The compliment above is the truth
The compliment above is the truth
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The compliment below is a lie
The compliment above is the truth
The compliment above is the truth