Matt Grote
@dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
You're all cowards for denying this simple truth, here's an unrelated thirst trap
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You're all cowards for denying this simple truth, here's an unrelated thirst trap
Alright who has the better Christmas tree
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Alright who has the better Christmas tree
Kinda thick kinda bloated. Trusting the process.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Kinda thick kinda bloated. Trusting the process.
Incredible action shot
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Incredible action shot
It looks like this many btw
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It looks like this many btw
PR'd leg press at 1308lbs for 8. Imma be honest, for a mid 30s mildly disabled guy who can't (safely) squat or deadlift I'm pretty damn proud of my legs. I also ran my first marathon 11 days ago. On paper i shouldn't be able to do this but luckily I live 3 dimensions.
Fear me! :)
Fear me! :)
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
PR'd leg press at 1308lbs for 8. Imma be honest, for a mid 30s mildly disabled guy who can't (safely) squat or deadlift I'm pretty damn proud of my legs. I also ran my first marathon 11 days ago. On paper i shouldn't be able to do this but luckily I live 3 dimensions.
Fear me! :)
Fear me! :)
Creatine bloat is messing with my head but repping out the 130s for 4x8 rows ain't bad
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Creatine bloat is messing with my head but repping out the 130s for 4x8 rows ain't bad
Being normal on push day
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Being normal on push day
Kicked off the bulk by PR'ing belt squat @ 858, form could have been better tbh but hey repping your bodyweight is pretty cool
Joined up with this hevy shit if yall wanna see what I'm up to: hevy.com/workout/09d9...
Joined up with this hevy shit if yall wanna see what I'm up to: hevy.com/workout/09d9...
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Kicked off the bulk by PR'ing belt squat @ 858, form could have been better tbh but hey repping your bodyweight is pretty cool
Joined up with this hevy shit if yall wanna see what I'm up to: hevy.com/workout/09d9...
Joined up with this hevy shit if yall wanna see what I'm up to: hevy.com/workout/09d9...
Getting joint problems from sitting weird so the cat can stay comfy >>>>>>>>
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Getting joint problems from sitting weird so the cat can stay comfy >>>>>>>>
I'm so close to posting actual thoughts and revealing my rich inner life. Scary! Here's my torso instead.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm so close to posting actual thoughts and revealing my rich inner life. Scary! Here's my torso instead.
Not the cuck chair in the home gym
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Not the cuck chair in the home gym
Thankful to wake up with these three lazy lumps
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thankful to wake up with these three lazy lumps
Thankful for the privilege to put in the work
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thankful for the privilege to put in the work
Doing sports so everyone stops asking me how my thesis is going
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Doing sports so everyone stops asking me how my thesis is going
Finishing his third set of napping
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Finishing his third set of napping
Treated myself to a chest pump
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Treated myself to a chest pump
Still mad about yesterday but the guys are buds and that's really great
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Still mad about yesterday but the guys are buds and that's really great
Biffed it so hard lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Biffed it so hard lol
It is 35 degrees out and I did not pack a shirt, happy marathon day
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It is 35 degrees out and I did not pack a shirt, happy marathon day
No you just don't like pictures
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No you just don't like pictures
In Philly, lmk if you wanna say hi
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In Philly, lmk if you wanna say hi
Quote with your chest pics
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Quote with your chest pics
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Didn't feel like finding pics or getting a pump for this plz enjoy em raw
Last run before the marathon, here's two pictures of my toilet
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Last run before the marathon, here's two pictures of my toilet
Double thumbs in fact!
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Double thumbs in fact!