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Me: I washed my hands. Where do I dry them?
Brain: use those things.
Me: They're fancy napkins, I can't use them.
Brain: They're sitting on the toilet.
Me: Are you SURE They're not fancy napkins?
Brain: Toilet.
Me: Family is wierd, okay?
Brain: use those things.
Me: They're fancy napkins, I can't use them.
Brain: They're sitting on the toilet.
Me: Are you SURE They're not fancy napkins?
Brain: Toilet.
Me: Family is wierd, okay?
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me: I washed my hands. Where do I dry them?
Brain: use those things.
Me: They're fancy napkins, I can't use them.
Brain: They're sitting on the toilet.
Me: Are you SURE They're not fancy napkins?
Brain: Toilet.
Me: Family is wierd, okay?
Brain: use those things.
Me: They're fancy napkins, I can't use them.
Brain: They're sitting on the toilet.
Me: Are you SURE They're not fancy napkins?
Brain: Toilet.
Me: Family is wierd, okay?
And that's why you put on Do Not Disturb mode at night. Because you're in a group chat with your wife's family and holidays exist.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
And that's why you put on Do Not Disturb mode at night. Because you're in a group chat with your wife's family and holidays exist.
What? What are these crystals? Did the building start treating the grass with something? Do I need to worry about my dog sniffing it? Why is it falling from the sk-...
Oh.
Snow.
It's snow.
I should be used to this by now.
Oh.
Snow.
It's snow.
I should be used to this by now.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
What? What are these crystals? Did the building start treating the grass with something? Do I need to worry about my dog sniffing it? Why is it falling from the sk-...
Oh.
Snow.
It's snow.
I should be used to this by now.
Oh.
Snow.
It's snow.
I should be used to this by now.
I can't believe they sold out "Devil's Haircut" to American Express!
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I can't believe they sold out "Devil's Haircut" to American Express!
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
I'd like to think that at 3:15PM yesterday, Noah Kahan was somewhere performing.
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'd like to think that at 3:15PM yesterday, Noah Kahan was somewhere performing.
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
Eventual cabaret show:
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Eventual cabaret show:
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
Wife: We're going to try GoNoodle at school. It's like Just Dance for school.
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Wife: We're going to try GoNoodle at school. It's like Just Dance for school.
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
I've started writing a book for the Pierson Library. Three pages a week and then the kids and other patrons submit their ideas for what happens next.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I've started writing a book for the Pierson Library. Three pages a week and then the kids and other patrons submit their ideas for what happens next.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
I finally made a hat out of the wool my wife gave me two years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I finally made a hat out of the wool my wife gave me two years ago.
Next time you're out with your kids and they start saying "6-7," find another person over thirty and just break out the "Whaaassuuup?!"
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Next time you're out with your kids and they start saying "6-7," find another person over thirty and just break out the "Whaaassuuup?!"
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
Am I the only one who thinks the new Duracell guy looks like the adult movie version of Dr. Mike?
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the new Duracell guy looks like the adult movie version of Dr. Mike?
"How is the Princess held prisoner?"
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"How is the Princess held prisoner?"
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
Play idea: Backstage.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Play idea: Backstage.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
With X-Men joining the Disney Marvelverse, I wonder: where can they cast Elliot Page?
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
October 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
With X-Men joining the Disney Marvelverse, I wonder: where can they cast Elliot Page?
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
I co-wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book with some folks at my beloved local library a few months ago and finally got around to illustrating the cover.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I co-wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book with some folks at my beloved local library a few months ago and finally got around to illustrating the cover.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
I don't say this often, but I really need a tiny fedora for this spatula.
.
"Platula?"
.
"Platula?"
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I don't say this often, but I really need a tiny fedora for this spatula.
.
"Platula?"
.
"Platula?"
Looks like I'm quitting Wordle.
October 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Looks like I'm quitting Wordle.
Still processing the secret of Nathan's death on Haunted Hotel.
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Still processing the secret of Nathan's death on Haunted Hotel.
I drew something and my wife thought it looked like a wuzzle.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
September 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I drew something and my wife thought it looked like a wuzzle.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
I miss you, sugar.
I want you inside of me so bad.
I want you inside of me so bad.
September 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I miss you, sugar.
I want you inside of me so bad.
I want you inside of me so bad.
So... this was by the dumpster...
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So... this was by the dumpster...
I had a dream that someone made a bunch of money cross- stitching Pedro pascal and Timothee Chalomet"s face onto pillow cases.
Lengthwise.
Lengthwise.
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I had a dream that someone made a bunch of money cross- stitching Pedro pascal and Timothee Chalomet"s face onto pillow cases.
Lengthwise.
Lengthwise.
Pictures have been released of the actor cast as Nico Robin for Season two of One Piece. Given the way the original show designed women, I figured they'd just have Nami's actress put on a black wig and some padding.
August 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pictures have been released of the actor cast as Nico Robin for Season two of One Piece. Given the way the original show designed women, I figured they'd just have Nami's actress put on a black wig and some padding.
So Luis Guzman doesn't need to be a sexy Gomez.
In an episode from the new season, he's in a shower singing Besame Mucho.
No comparison, but if Raul Julia were singing one of the most romantic boleros to come out of Mexico, naked, 1/3 of the audience would have gotten pregnant.
In an episode from the new season, he's in a shower singing Besame Mucho.
No comparison, but if Raul Julia were singing one of the most romantic boleros to come out of Mexico, naked, 1/3 of the audience would have gotten pregnant.
August 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So Luis Guzman doesn't need to be a sexy Gomez.
In an episode from the new season, he's in a shower singing Besame Mucho.
No comparison, but if Raul Julia were singing one of the most romantic boleros to come out of Mexico, naked, 1/3 of the audience would have gotten pregnant.
In an episode from the new season, he's in a shower singing Besame Mucho.
No comparison, but if Raul Julia were singing one of the most romantic boleros to come out of Mexico, naked, 1/3 of the audience would have gotten pregnant.
Idea: Zero E Deathrace.
Cars powered by solar, wind, electric, and such in remote condoled death races with weapons.
Because we need to make these cars fun and I want to know what Mad Max would be like when the has supply lines dry out.
Cars powered by solar, wind, electric, and such in remote condoled death races with weapons.
Because we need to make these cars fun and I want to know what Mad Max would be like when the has supply lines dry out.
August 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Idea: Zero E Deathrace.
Cars powered by solar, wind, electric, and such in remote condoled death races with weapons.
Because we need to make these cars fun and I want to know what Mad Max would be like when the has supply lines dry out.
Cars powered by solar, wind, electric, and such in remote condoled death races with weapons.
Because we need to make these cars fun and I want to know what Mad Max would be like when the has supply lines dry out.