Polycules are pretty cool

Girls are neat

Sucking dick is fun

Okay blueski thanks bye

I wish to one day sing everything I say in my clocky cracky voice

The pretty girls seem to like it anyway

Yknow I feel like this account is missing something incredibly important and cannot yet be truly used as an expression of myself quite yet. But I know how to fix it.

Trans girls be like *accidentally knocks a cup of her own piss onto herself while flirting with a cute girl*

What the fuck is a "mirror" and why do I keep getting cockblocked by forcefields

My dog telling me I "Have To Post" and im just over here like "babe i can barely read"