Izzy
@dodgywitch.bsky.social
Vegan kitchen rogue, recipe engineer, wordsmith, tech mage, dark witch of dance parties, multi-class queer (BQT). She/They.
Just so you know, @gailsimone.bsky.social is right, even when completely unintentionally.
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Just so you know, @gailsimone.bsky.social is right, even when completely unintentionally.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
April 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Yes, that’s my arm & the arm of one of my beautiful friends.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransMenAreMen
#NonBinaryFolkArePeople
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransMenAreMen
#NonBinaryFolkArePeople
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yes, that’s my arm & the arm of one of my beautiful friends.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransMenAreMen
#NonBinaryFolkArePeople
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
#TransWomenAreWomen
#TransMenAreMen
#NonBinaryFolkArePeople
I dunno, I quite like the way Google put its new pretend name in brackets after the real name.
Like it’s pandering to a child who has randomly decided that the fridge is now called “Gertrude”.
Like it’s pandering to a child who has randomly decided that the fridge is now called “Gertrude”.
February 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I dunno, I quite like the way Google put its new pretend name in brackets after the real name.
Like it’s pandering to a child who has randomly decided that the fridge is now called “Gertrude”.
Like it’s pandering to a child who has randomly decided that the fridge is now called “Gertrude”.
I’m particularly enjoying iiNet’s Support page at the moment (daresay it’s cooked from traffic).
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Screen reads: “The requested URL was rejected. Please consult with your administrator.
Your support ID is [unique support ID removed by poster]
Error 503 - Service Unavailable
F5 site: syS-syd
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February 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I’m particularly enjoying iiNet’s Support page at the moment (daresay it’s cooked from traffic).
February 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’d like to thank the ADHD, my amazing kids, my beautiful friends, social media, TV & movie streaming services, my dog Stephen, & of course my parents’ genetics.
I couldn’t have reached this milestone without you. 💋
I couldn’t have reached this milestone without you. 💋
January 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’d like to thank the ADHD, my amazing kids, my beautiful friends, social media, TV & movie streaming services, my dog Stephen, & of course my parents’ genetics.
I couldn’t have reached this milestone without you. 💋
I couldn’t have reached this milestone without you. 💋
So Onyx Storm was delivered Wednesday (my daughter’s last Xmas present).
I joked that she’d better hurry reading it because I was nearly finished Iron Flame & it became a race!
I’m SO CLOSE, so I’m gonna finish it on the couch before work as I drink my morning my cup of thorns & roses.
#Romantasy
I joked that she’d better hurry reading it because I was nearly finished Iron Flame & it became a race!
I’m SO CLOSE, so I’m gonna finish it on the couch before work as I drink my morning my cup of thorns & roses.
#Romantasy
January 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So Onyx Storm was delivered Wednesday (my daughter’s last Xmas present).
I joked that she’d better hurry reading it because I was nearly finished Iron Flame & it became a race!
I’m SO CLOSE, so I’m gonna finish it on the couch before work as I drink my morning my cup of thorns & roses.
#Romantasy
I joked that she’d better hurry reading it because I was nearly finished Iron Flame & it became a race!
I’m SO CLOSE, so I’m gonna finish it on the couch before work as I drink my morning my cup of thorns & roses.
#Romantasy
Benefits of spending a day sorting LEGO:
- You can watch bad shows without feeling like it was wasted time (& sometimes they’re even good)
- Some of your LEGO gets sorted (YAY!)
- You get to build yourself into a kind of LEGO fort
#LEGO #YesIAmANerd
- You can watch bad shows without feeling like it was wasted time (& sometimes they’re even good)
- Some of your LEGO gets sorted (YAY!)
- You get to build yourself into a kind of LEGO fort
#LEGO #YesIAmANerd
January 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Benefits of spending a day sorting LEGO:
- You can watch bad shows without feeling like it was wasted time (& sometimes they’re even good)
- Some of your LEGO gets sorted (YAY!)
- You get to build yourself into a kind of LEGO fort
#LEGO #YesIAmANerd
- You can watch bad shows without feeling like it was wasted time (& sometimes they’re even good)
- Some of your LEGO gets sorted (YAY!)
- You get to build yourself into a kind of LEGO fort
#LEGO #YesIAmANerd
If you see this post an archer
January 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you see this post an archer
Uhhhh…no we fucking don’t.
Are the straights all right?
Are the straights all right?
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Uhhhh…no we fucking don’t.
Are the straights all right?
Are the straights all right?
How my therapy session felt yesterday:
(For the record, the session was not about how beautiful I am or am not, but rather more generally the deep, DEEP pit of “not good enough” that my self worth lives at the bottom of)
(For the record, the session was not about how beautiful I am or am not, but rather more generally the deep, DEEP pit of “not good enough” that my self worth lives at the bottom of)
January 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How my therapy session felt yesterday:
(For the record, the session was not about how beautiful I am or am not, but rather more generally the deep, DEEP pit of “not good enough” that my self worth lives at the bottom of)
(For the record, the session was not about how beautiful I am or am not, but rather more generally the deep, DEEP pit of “not good enough” that my self worth lives at the bottom of)
Me and the three folks who read my posts
January 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me and the three folks who read my posts
Friend: What are you up to?
Me: Oh not much. Having a coffee & sorting LEGO minifigures & accessories, feeling a sense of righteous justice as all the old Harry Potter branded pieces land in the bin.
Me: Oh not much. Having a coffee & sorting LEGO minifigures & accessories, feeling a sense of righteous justice as all the old Harry Potter branded pieces land in the bin.
January 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Friend: What are you up to?
Me: Oh not much. Having a coffee & sorting LEGO minifigures & accessories, feeling a sense of righteous justice as all the old Harry Potter branded pieces land in the bin.
Me: Oh not much. Having a coffee & sorting LEGO minifigures & accessories, feeling a sense of righteous justice as all the old Harry Potter branded pieces land in the bin.
On the way to a medical appointment with 15yo this morning, she spotted this Tree of Plush Horror out the window.
We stopped & had a closer look after the appointment. The whole thing is truly terrifying.
We could only wonder at the THINGS these toys had seen.
It felt a bit like Blair Witch TBH.
We stopped & had a closer look after the appointment. The whole thing is truly terrifying.
We could only wonder at the THINGS these toys had seen.
It felt a bit like Blair Witch TBH.
January 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
On the way to a medical appointment with 15yo this morning, she spotted this Tree of Plush Horror out the window.
We stopped & had a closer look after the appointment. The whole thing is truly terrifying.
We could only wonder at the THINGS these toys had seen.
It felt a bit like Blair Witch TBH.
We stopped & had a closer look after the appointment. The whole thing is truly terrifying.
We could only wonder at the THINGS these toys had seen.
It felt a bit like Blair Witch TBH.
Stephen the dog & I are here & we left the bad place for good 2 years ago!
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Stephen the dog & I are here & we left the bad place for good 2 years ago!
My kids get all my best content.
December 26, 2024 at 7:42 AM
My kids get all my best content.
Heaps Gay was heaps gay*!
Nobody noticed my moonboot (to be fair, I deliberately dressed to distract people from it), I danced for way longer than I’d imagined, & my fishnets turned me into a mermaid! 🧜♀️
*This means it was awesome in case you didn’t know
Nobody noticed my moonboot (to be fair, I deliberately dressed to distract people from it), I danced for way longer than I’d imagined, & my fishnets turned me into a mermaid! 🧜♀️
*This means it was awesome in case you didn’t know
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Heaps Gay was heaps gay*!
Nobody noticed my moonboot (to be fair, I deliberately dressed to distract people from it), I danced for way longer than I’d imagined, & my fishnets turned me into a mermaid! 🧜♀️
*This means it was awesome in case you didn’t know
Nobody noticed my moonboot (to be fair, I deliberately dressed to distract people from it), I danced for way longer than I’d imagined, & my fishnets turned me into a mermaid! 🧜♀️
*This means it was awesome in case you didn’t know
Describe your in-person social skills with an image.
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Describe your in-person social skills with an image.
Age yourself with your first computer.
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Age yourself with your first computer.
