Doc Wallace
LightNews LightNews
docwallace.bsky.social
Doc Wallace
@docwallace.bsky.social
160 followers 200 following 1.8K posts
Chemistry wonk, codes for food, all opinions model's own. He/him if you care.
Occasionally plays CTO at @rwf-backoffice.bsky.social
Blog: https://docwallacemedicineshow.wordpress.com
Posts Replies Media Videos
docwallace.bsky.social
The Mamdani poster, but it says Get Ready for ITV.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
docwallace.bsky.social
So, the bowls is on at the West Lothian club up in Livingston. I ask you, is someone up there a Still Game fan, or just plain incompetent?
A sign saying West Lothian "weclomes" the Open. Winston Ingram not pictured.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
The bots are here, everyone
My O2 joke being picked up in earnest by a customer service thing.
October 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
See also
Mark Speight as Scratchy
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Oh really? Word from my buddies is...
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
docwallace.bsky.social
If you see this post a chef
Chef Excellence
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different, and better, maybe even better than the gods.
July 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Dirty?
Rivers and Rhodes from the Smile Orange oeuvre. "Dirty" was their catchphrase, or rather, catchword.
June 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Not quite as major, but I know it made the title artist of Dr Strangelove itch till the end of time. He got distracted and missed the D from 'based'.
A still from the Dr Strangelove titles proclaiming it to be 'base' on the book Red Alert.
June 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
A Granada announcer toasting the New Year
June 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
"And now let's take a look at what Eric Knowles and the Blue Team bought"
The current Argentine president, looking more like David Dickinson in the depths of despair than ever before.
April 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
So, was doing some RWF based research last night. We always talk about Hedy Lamarr and her guidance system, well, I think I've found a more bizarre one. It involves, of all people, this guy.
Nick Weir, not sure if he's in a cast or not
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
I see Windows British English strikes again:
Windows Update, last TICKED 4 minutes ago rather than checked. Don't swap words without double ticking - er - checking the meanings, guys.
December 22, 2024 at 7:49 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
Loyd Grossman shredding on guitar like an absolute boss.
December 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
(Downloads on this profile if you want them).
The Smile Orange produced DVD cover for Focus North. Adele Salem as Shona Lincoln and Tom Adams as Tom Whitlamb.
November 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
I refuse to join BlueSky - I don't want to be part of a Leggo chamber
Michael Leggo, sharing a BAFTA with Noel Edmonds, presumably for Noel's House Party.
November 16, 2024 at 9:21 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
if you see this, I invite you to post an image from your device with no explanation
Bob Mortimer as Lovejoy
November 9, 2024 at 10:08 AM
docwallace.bsky.social
September 30 October 1
Guy Henry as Dr Henrik Hansen Guy Henry as Dr Walpurgis
October 1, 2024 at 6:02 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie
Professor Heinz Wolff blank faced holding a chipolata on a stick, for a reason.
September 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,278,891!

That seems oddly low, considering how late I was, but I'm not going to knock the process
My membership card, number 1278891
September 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
docwallace.bsky.social
The only one I didn't like was Peter Adamson, {Len Fairclough). He was, in my opinion, an arrogant bombastic man and quite an unfriendly fellow. A friend of mine was introduced into the cast shortly after I was brought in, a guy called Johnnie Lees. He was a Northern comic who, like a lot of us had taken up acting and was making a go of it. He was playing the head of a new family in the Street and he was a milkman... We'd go on about the gigs we were working that week as we were both still doing the clubs and cabarets while we were shooting. Our antics must have annoyed Mr Adamson as shortly after, in a press interview, he made it clear that the Street was being invaded by comedians who thought they could act and all they ever did was brag about their high fees on the circuit. He actually named Johnnie and me in the article. Now I've never, ever discussed my current fees with any one except JP and my bank manager, never in public and certainly not in a studio green room... I was bloody fuming mad and the next time I saw him, I pulled him to one side, I said "I read what you said about me in the papers and I'm a bit pissed off, you hardly know me, yet you malign both me and my acting ability in a national newspaper". He went to walk away and ignore me but I gently gripped his arm and turned him round... I said "You're not going anywhere till you've heard me out pal. I've got a good track record as an actor and I can do the job just as well as you without any problems. Could you stand on a stage in a theatre or a cabaret club for an hour and make 'em all laugh? The short answer is No you couldn't, you'd fuckin' shit your pants, now fuck off". It's funny you know, he never spoke to me after that and luckily for me, I never had any scenes with him because I know I would have found it difficult to act with him. We all know how he ended up so I won't dwell on it. He's not missed
September 11, 2024 at 6:18 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Bob Carolgees (not with Spit the dog, some bird puppet instead) on the Satellite Channel's news set at Molinaire. Presumably a CITV link.
August 9, 2024 at 12:30 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Bobby Knutt in a full on Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey pose. To think he pulled Donna Hartley looking like this...
July 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
Ian Levine's apparently acceptable AI recreation Laurence (Little Green Man in Parallel 9) Harvey in the Human Centipede 2. See, they are the eyes of a human after all ;)
July 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
docwallace.bsky.social
A Venn Diagram. OFCOM in one circle, the footy regulator in the other. "Undue reference to powerful right wing" is the overlap. I believe they call it 'satire'
March 20, 2024 at 9:39 AM