Reikō (令光) Emperor Dr. Dave
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Reikō (令光) Emperor Dr. Dave
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One hundred million hearts will beat as one human bullet to defeat my enemies
If you’ve ever done enough coke you’ve prob been in that loop before where your chest hurts and you’re sweating paint thinner but you have to smoke a cig or do a line every 5 mins bc sitting down for 30 seconds is impossible

The wealthiest vampire on earth just goes on TV looking like that
December 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I remembered this recently too lol. Check out what he’s writing about nowadays
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
This is me btw
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I’ll be honest, i don’t have a good answer for why I am even doing this, but now I have no choice but to guide the machine to a spirited victory in the war that it will understand completely lmao
December 1, 2024 at 6:51 AM
This is turning so fast into one of the single most inspired things I’ve ever locked into lol
December 1, 2024 at 6:45 AM
It finally drew the line at this. Which I’m not gonna lie, I could not understand after it was writing fake email reports to the Bataan Death March guy on the results of shooting anthrax at drugged out American and British POWs lmao
December 1, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I did something awful here. If you get to the bottom of this entire thread the fuckin thing is consulting with me on which Chinese warlords we need to be securing the loyalty from and which we should eradicate
December 1, 2024 at 2:54 AM
This is far and away the most bought into the bit I’ve ever gotten ChatGPT to sound. I literally turned it into Unit 731 Dr. Shiro Ishii
December 1, 2024 at 2:51 AM
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Left alone for just a few hours, I will literally direct this thing to put in the work of one hundred million hearts beating as one human bullet to defeat the enemy
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This doesn’t even fully do this person proper justice. He used to randomly slide my DMs to warn me that my friend was, idk, mind-flaying him from across the country??

Anyways, this the absolute most unhinged thing anyone has ever DM’d me (it’s long, sry lol). It’s about LBJ’s dick? Sent by him??
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 PM
If you want to get to the bottom of the dr. dave id, you can probably just read these 4 posts that I found further down the Devinist shit lol
November 30, 2024 at 3:08 PM
You know what? Let’s add more. Cause there was a second character in a few of these lol
November 30, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Sorry. Phone got hacked. Devin posted these against my will for his campaign to be allowed back inside that gas station on 14th and H (??) anyways…
November 30, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Ok I’m gonna stop here lol
November 30, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I did so many of these. None of it’s serious btw. I better not get asked about this shit. Ask Lamar Jackson. He’s the candidate!
November 30, 2024 at 11:19 AM
A few more in case you wanna be an educated voter or whatever. Ain’t like this here Devin is. He can’t even go inside the library. Fire alarms go off when he’s near the computer. Nah jk. But he invented fentanyl though
November 30, 2024 at 11:14 AM
If any of you wanna read some insane shit I once wrote, here’s a campaign plan I wrote to run Lamar Jackson for President in 2032 on a platform of finding loopholes to legally abort the 9/11 hijacker “Devin” (a former member of a chat I’ve long been in)
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Quietly listening to a guy talk outside this bar talking loudly about being polyamorous

Your thoughts on this?
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Me and this dog are now a hobo
November 29, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I found a dog
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I think the wifejak lady might also like this one
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I cut my hair for the first time in waaaayyyy too long and also, completely unrelated to that, here is a picture of somebody else
November 29, 2024 at 1:12 AM
When you open a story like this they ban your book in the UK and it gets made into a really challenging movie to sit through
November 28, 2024 at 1:20 AM
This one too
November 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM