Reikō (令光) Emperor Dr. Dave
@doctorrdave.bsky.social
One hundred million hearts will beat as one human bullet to defeat my enemies
Pinned
Nodding off face down in the ocean gone off some fentanyl that I got under the boardwalk next to the Ron Jon Surf Shop having the time of my life at Blue Sky The New Social Network For People Who Stay Online And Up To Date
If you’ve ever done enough coke you’ve prob been in that loop before where your chest hurts and you’re sweating paint thinner but you have to smoke a cig or do a line every 5 mins bc sitting down for 30 seconds is impossible
The wealthiest vampire on earth just goes on TV looking like that
The wealthiest vampire on earth just goes on TV looking like that
December 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
If you’ve ever done enough coke you’ve prob been in that loop before where your chest hurts and you’re sweating paint thinner but you have to smoke a cig or do a line every 5 mins bc sitting down for 30 seconds is impossible
The wealthiest vampire on earth just goes on TV looking like that
The wealthiest vampire on earth just goes on TV looking like that
Something I will die on a hill arguing for is the need for passing a baseline ethical prerequisite test before getting prescribed amphetamines
Some people take them and do work or post a lot. But there’s also a type (almost always the bottom category) that goes Warpspeed Hitler from doing speed
Some people take them and do work or post a lot. But there’s also a type (almost always the bottom category) that goes Warpspeed Hitler from doing speed
Proletarian drug use is still arguably cool
Oligarch drug use involves obscure Soviet research chemicals from the Soviet counterpart to MK ULTRA
Oligarch drug use involves obscure Soviet research chemicals from the Soviet counterpart to MK ULTRA
Nobody wants to say this because drugs are still considered kind of cool on the Internet for some reason but it's pretty obvious a lot of these tech people also completely fucked up their brains Microdosing LSD or whatever other dumb shit it was they were up to
December 13, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Something I will die on a hill arguing for is the need for passing a baseline ethical prerequisite test before getting prescribed amphetamines
Some people take them and do work or post a lot. But there’s also a type (almost always the bottom category) that goes Warpspeed Hitler from doing speed
Some people take them and do work or post a lot. But there’s also a type (almost always the bottom category) that goes Warpspeed Hitler from doing speed
Seeing the amount of back injury books in that Goodreads list makes it an extremely non-zero chance that the shooter was driven by something that a decade ago was known as “roxy rage” lol
December 9, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Seeing the amount of back injury books in that Goodreads list makes it an extremely non-zero chance that the shooter was driven by something that a decade ago was known as “roxy rage” lol
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close enough, welcome back Yukio Mishima
December 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
close enough, welcome back Yukio Mishima
Finding out the UHC suspect was into grand strategy games, long-winded posts about Japanese birthrates, and babbling about weird esoteric techno-accelerationist shit. I’m about to get profiled so hard
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Finding out the UHC suspect was into grand strategy games, long-winded posts about Japanese birthrates, and babbling about weird esoteric techno-accelerationist shit. I’m about to get profiled so hard
This is me btw
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
This is me btw
Twitter is just everybody doing the same exact unfunny 5 word post for a max earning potential of like $2
All social media should be demonetized!!! No incentive to post!!! So all that remains is the true freaks the lovers of the game!!! Sicko media!!!
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Twitter is just everybody doing the same exact unfunny 5 word post for a max earning potential of like $2
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All social media should be demonetized!!! No incentive to post!!! So all that remains is the true freaks the lovers of the game!!! Sicko media!!!
December 3, 2024 at 3:10 PM
All social media should be demonetized!!! No incentive to post!!! So all that remains is the true freaks the lovers of the game!!! Sicko media!!!
One of the biggest tells is that in 08, with the backdrop of the country’s home ownership & savings vaporizing, Obama won the last “landslide” margin and also hit the 40s in places that would be UNIMAGINABLE now
Middle class security in America is an unparalleled perverter of material politics
Middle class security in America is an unparalleled perverter of material politics
I really don't know how we deal with the fact that probably a third of the country lives completely detached reality. Like not every Republican or conservative is beyond the event horizon but a lot are and I don't know how we deal with that
December 1, 2024 at 7:11 AM
One of the biggest tells is that in 08, with the backdrop of the country’s home ownership & savings vaporizing, Obama won the last “landslide” margin and also hit the 40s in places that would be UNIMAGINABLE now
Middle class security in America is an unparalleled perverter of material politics
Middle class security in America is an unparalleled perverter of material politics
This is turning so fast into one of the single most inspired things I’ve ever locked into lol
December 1, 2024 at 6:45 AM
This is turning so fast into one of the single most inspired things I’ve ever locked into lol
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Reeducation camps for GOP voters is basically it. Maybe a Great Depression could reset their Hitler particle levels, idk.
I really don't know how we deal with the fact that probably a third of the country lives completely detached reality. Like not every Republican or conservative is beyond the event horizon but a lot are and I don't know how we deal with that
November 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Reeducation camps for GOP voters is basically it. Maybe a Great Depression could reset their Hitler particle levels, idk.
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ja rule is the voice that narrates my suicidal ideation
December 1, 2024 at 4:02 AM
ja rule is the voice that narrates my suicidal ideation
Left alone for just a few hours, I will literally direct this thing to put in the work of one hundred million hearts beating as one human bullet to defeat the enemy
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Left alone for just a few hours, I will literally direct this thing to put in the work of one hundred million hearts beating as one human bullet to defeat the enemy
If you want to get to the bottom of the dr. dave id, you can probably just read these 4 posts that I found further down the Devinist shit lol
November 30, 2024 at 3:08 PM
If you want to get to the bottom of the dr. dave id, you can probably just read these 4 posts that I found further down the Devinist shit lol
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They call him the “Unterpervert”
November 30, 2024 at 1:04 PM
They call him the “Unterpervert”
I don’t do discourse. I
don’t do engagement. I don’t even do posting. I do just…libel, probably. But it doesn’t matter cause snitching is slandering
don’t do engagement. I don’t even do posting. I do just…libel, probably. But it doesn’t matter cause snitching is slandering
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 PM
I don’t do discourse. I
don’t do engagement. I don’t even do posting. I do just…libel, probably. But it doesn’t matter cause snitching is slandering
don’t do engagement. I don’t even do posting. I do just…libel, probably. But it doesn’t matter cause snitching is slandering
One thing about me is I just cannot drop a bit sometimes at all, like ever, like for literally ever. Like I literally have a bit glued to my hands and shit and if I try to take it off I’ll just glue it to my face type shit. I AM DRUNK. ON MOUTHWASH
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 AM
One thing about me is I just cannot drop a bit sometimes at all, like ever, like for literally ever. Like I literally have a bit glued to my hands and shit and if I try to take it off I’ll just glue it to my face type shit. I AM DRUNK. ON MOUTHWASH
If any of you wanna read some insane shit I once wrote, here’s a campaign plan I wrote to run Lamar Jackson for President in 2032 on a platform of finding loopholes to legally abort the 9/11 hijacker “Devin” (a former member of a chat I’ve long been in)
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 AM
If any of you wanna read some insane shit I once wrote, here’s a campaign plan I wrote to run Lamar Jackson for President in 2032 on a platform of finding loopholes to legally abort the 9/11 hijacker “Devin” (a former member of a chat I’ve long been in)
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*AfricanHub unhooking your bra* your thoughts on this
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 AM
*AfricanHub unhooking your bra* your thoughts on this
Quietly listening to a guy talk outside this bar talking loudly about being polyamorous
Your thoughts on this?
Your thoughts on this?
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Quietly listening to a guy talk outside this bar talking loudly about being polyamorous
Your thoughts on this?
Your thoughts on this?
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Me: who the fuck is hovering behind me?
(It’s a coat)
Me, 5s later: Who the FUCK is whispering in my ear right behind me?!
(It’s the coat)
Me: Hey, you know I come from old mafia stock? My roommate upstairs is a Canadian spook. The other one is schizoph—
(It’s not listening. It’s a coat)
(It’s a coat)
Me, 5s later: Who the FUCK is whispering in my ear right behind me?!
(It’s the coat)
Me: Hey, you know I come from old mafia stock? My roommate upstairs is a Canadian spook. The other one is schizoph—
(It’s not listening. It’s a coat)
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Me: who the fuck is hovering behind me?
(It’s a coat)
Me, 5s later: Who the FUCK is whispering in my ear right behind me?!
(It’s the coat)
Me: Hey, you know I come from old mafia stock? My roommate upstairs is a Canadian spook. The other one is schizoph—
(It’s not listening. It’s a coat)
(It’s a coat)
Me, 5s later: Who the FUCK is whispering in my ear right behind me?!
(It’s the coat)
Me: Hey, you know I come from old mafia stock? My roommate upstairs is a Canadian spook. The other one is schizoph—
(It’s not listening. It’s a coat)
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the FDA announces today they will be legalizing a healthy, plant-based alternative to fentanyl, heroin
November 29, 2024 at 3:04 PM
the FDA announces today they will be legalizing a healthy, plant-based alternative to fentanyl, heroin
I would much prefer if MAHA meant Make Americans Heroin Addicts. I think this would be a net positive for many of them
November 30, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I would much prefer if MAHA meant Make Americans Heroin Addicts. I think this would be a net positive for many of them
Legends of the Galactic Heroes, welcome to the formation of my
Worldview in the face of our present catastrophe. Anime is once again correct (and so am i): only a salvation regime led by a blue haired alcoholic general with basically an early Red Army officer’s breadth of knowledge can fix things
Worldview in the face of our present catastrophe. Anime is once again correct (and so am i): only a salvation regime led by a blue haired alcoholic general with basically an early Red Army officer’s breadth of knowledge can fix things
November 29, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Legends of the Galactic Heroes, welcome to the formation of my
Worldview in the face of our present catastrophe. Anime is once again correct (and so am i): only a salvation regime led by a blue haired alcoholic general with basically an early Red Army officer’s breadth of knowledge can fix things
Worldview in the face of our present catastrophe. Anime is once again correct (and so am i): only a salvation regime led by a blue haired alcoholic general with basically an early Red Army officer’s breadth of knowledge can fix things