Mike Emory
@doctormorbis.bsky.social
Musician, Weirdsmobile
nationaltv.bandcamp.com
nationaltv.bandcamp.com
I'm finally getting around to playing the original Final Fantasy VII and it's great, but goddamn the hardest part of this game is just figuring out what the hell you're looking at.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I'm finally getting around to playing the original Final Fantasy VII and it's great, but goddamn the hardest part of this game is just figuring out what the hell you're looking at.
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
The worst part of these Epstein emails (besides the child rape) is just how illiterate all these rich, powerful fucks are.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The worst part of these Epstein emails (besides the child rape) is just how illiterate all these rich, powerful fucks are.
I know you love your kid and you think it will be cute to have them sing a little part on your record. Nobody cares, it sounds like shit. Don't do it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I know you love your kid and you think it will be cute to have them sing a little part on your record. Nobody cares, it sounds like shit. Don't do it.
I want to get embroiled in something.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I want to get embroiled in something.
The specific way you use capital letters drastically affects how much of a shit I give about what you wrote.
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The specific way you use capital letters drastically affects how much of a shit I give about what you wrote.
Michael Myers drives cars kind of a lot, and it's always funny.
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Michael Myers drives cars kind of a lot, and it's always funny.
When am I finally gonna inherit an old mansion in the woods from a mysterious relative?
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When am I finally gonna inherit an old mansion in the woods from a mysterious relative?
Stop saying "fur baby."
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Stop saying "fur baby."
Rich drunk people are the most annoying form of drunk people.
October 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Rich drunk people are the most annoying form of drunk people.
Poppin a couple of melatonys before the dread sets in
September 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Poppin a couple of melatonys before the dread sets in
When you sit there and listen to music with your friends and they play air instruments to let you know which parts to like- one of the great joys of life.
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
When you sit there and listen to music with your friends and they play air instruments to let you know which parts to like- one of the great joys of life.
When you're existing and then you remember that your life is fucked up, about four or five times a day.
September 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
When you're existing and then you remember that your life is fucked up, about four or five times a day.
The only reason we accept the word "pinochle" is because it has fancy spelling.
July 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The only reason we accept the word "pinochle" is because it has fancy spelling.
The genre of person who lipsyncs along with a live band, despite not knowing most of the words
July 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The genre of person who lipsyncs along with a live band, despite not knowing most of the words
Thinking of hurting my leg so I can ride one of those little knee scooters.
May 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thinking of hurting my leg so I can ride one of those little knee scooters.
"Splurge" is such a gross word and people are out here saying it like it's nothing.
May 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Splurge" is such a gross word and people are out here saying it like it's nothing.
Getting A Little Bit of Avocado On Your Hand and Not Getting It on Anything Else Challenge: Day 6,544
April 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Getting A Little Bit of Avocado On Your Hand and Not Getting It on Anything Else Challenge: Day 6,544
Today I threw out a box of condoms that EXPIRED 7 years ago. Somebody kill me.
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Today I threw out a box of condoms that EXPIRED 7 years ago. Somebody kill me.
The vicious cycle of always eating the stuff in your fridge that will go bad soon before you eat the new stuff, thereby ensuring that you never eat fresh food
March 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The vicious cycle of always eating the stuff in your fridge that will go bad soon before you eat the new stuff, thereby ensuring that you never eat fresh food
Italian women in the 1960s are the hottest form of human.
March 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Italian women in the 1960s are the hottest form of human.
Scrappy Dooby Doo
February 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Scrappy Dooby Doo
Why do some people smell like sausage
February 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Why do some people smell like sausage
Artichokes are the vinyl records of vegetables.
January 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Artichokes are the vinyl records of vegetables.