Inside of the box - blew the punchline!

18th/19th century jokes about viol players:

What’s the diff between a chicken and a viol?
You can feed a family of four with a chicken.

What’s the diff between a viol and a coffin?
With a coffin the corpse is on the inside.

Mine usually involve a language class, for the extra stress of not being able to bluff it.

#australia #photography #sunrise

I don’t understand the journalistic value in broadcast media ‘taking a look at the newspaper headlines’ these days. It seems as relevant as taking a look at the CD charts.

This reminds me of the Greek ‘stade’ - the distance Hurcules could run while holding his breath, which set the size of a ‘stadium’.

I have actually used these.

He also had to leave a social event early because he turned up wearing a powdered wig and a beauty spot and nobody told him they’d gone out of fashion.

In Sanskrit the term is ‘mudita’. In a Buddhist sense it’s even meant to extend to feeling happy for e.g. someone who gets a job that you also applied for.

Me too - feels great

You’re a piece of sh- . Nah, actually probs not.

Brave! There’re usually chant gatekeepers in a football crowd.