Stay away from the sugar-free ones, my fren.

Best advice.

Deer: I always liked Rudolph. He was always a fun guy.

We cats are generally loved despite our murderous tendencies.

I think this is clear anti-canine discrimination.

Mondays, amirite?

I completely understand.

I won’t even GO outside anymore.

Maybe you need a litter pan like I use. Indoor plumbing is a MUST.

My favourite type of puppy-kitty. Hello, fren.

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to have a job.

You’re really improving the ambience with your presence there. 10/10, worth every treat received in compensation

You gentlepups should really look into a “dog distribution system” it works for us cats.

Congratulations on your new home. May your food bowl be forever full.