Very Important Businessman
@dobermanfan4000.bsky.social
I will build so many hotels
Uhhh. Okay.
[He doesn't really get what the big deal is but he doesn't protest.]
[He doesn't really get what the big deal is but he doesn't protest.]
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Uhhh. Okay.
[He doesn't really get what the big deal is but he doesn't protest.]
[He doesn't really get what the big deal is but he doesn't protest.]
That's dumb.
If I was you, I would tell them to
[[swear words he should absolutely not know at this age]]
but I'm not old enough to say that yet.
If I was you, I would tell them to
[[swear words he should absolutely not know at this age]]
but I'm not old enough to say that yet.
April 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That's dumb.
If I was you, I would tell them to
[[swear words he should absolutely not know at this age]]
but I'm not old enough to say that yet.
If I was you, I would tell them to
[[swear words he should absolutely not know at this age]]
but I'm not old enough to say that yet.
I won't.
Did your parents try to do that?
Did your parents try to do that?
April 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I won't.
Did your parents try to do that?
Did your parents try to do that?
Then I'm NEVER gonna get married.
My parents always complain about it. Plus girls are gross anyway.
[He remembers Angela counts as a girl.]
...
No offense.
My parents always complain about it. Plus girls are gross anyway.
[He remembers Angela counts as a girl.]
...
No offense.
April 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Then I'm NEVER gonna get married.
My parents always complain about it. Plus girls are gross anyway.
[He remembers Angela counts as a girl.]
...
No offense.
My parents always complain about it. Plus girls are gross anyway.
[He remembers Angela counts as a girl.]
...
No offense.
...Then I don't get it.
Why would anyone get married?
Why would anyone get married?
April 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
...Then I don't get it.
Why would anyone get married?
Why would anyone get married?
...Do they make you get married when you become a grown up..???
April 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
...Do they make you get married when you become a grown up..???
You're married?!
Why??
Why??
April 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You're married?!
Why??
Why??
But she said you were her parents!
April 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
But she said you were her parents!
Are you and Henry DATING in the future????
April 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Are you and Henry DATING in the future????
THAT'S HER PARENTS??
April 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
THAT'S HER PARENTS??
Why are you calling older Angela and Henry???
April 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why are you calling older Angela and Henry???
Maybe we should ask your parents why?
April 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Maybe we should ask your parents why?
That's a weird name for a grandpa.
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That's a weird name for a grandpa.
You mean Charlotte?
April 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You mean Charlotte?
I sure hope so!
Actually, what's your name, new girl?
Actually, what's your name, new girl?
April 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I sure hope so!
Actually, what's your name, new girl?
Actually, what's your name, new girl?
I don't really like UNO that much, I was just curious if they had it.
April 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don't really like UNO that much, I was just curious if they had it.
Do they have UNO?
April 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Do they have UNO?
I was bored.
Do you have any games?
Do you have any games?
April 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was bored.
Do you have any games?
Do you have any games?
Like 5 seconds ago
April 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Like 5 seconds ago
When I walked through the door, obviously.
April 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When I walked through the door, obviously.
What are you doing?
April 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What are you doing?
Ooohhh cool! Can you pass the blue one?
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ooohhh cool! Can you pass the blue one?
[He takes one of the markers and doodles a mustache on the sleeping Randall's face. Then he adds a little soul patch for good measure.]
Heh heh he
Heh heh he
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
[He takes one of the markers and doodles a mustache on the sleeping Randall's face. Then he adds a little soul patch for good measure.]
Heh heh he
Heh heh he
I'm going to draw a mustache on his face—
April 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm going to draw a mustache on his face—