Ramona Arizona
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
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Signs don’t get better than this
July 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Signs don’t get better than this
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/Paul Banks voice "Cheese wife/date night/we need some shredded cheese so she can/eat to-niiiiight"
happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
June 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
/Paul Banks voice "Cheese wife/date night/we need some shredded cheese so she can/eat to-niiiiight"
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what do you mean 'normal tools'?
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
what do you mean 'normal tools'?
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Thread. Will be updated as needed.
I hold the following horror movie takes to be true:
1. Final Dest is the most consistent franchise.
2. The best films from the major franchises are Dream Warriors & Hellraiser 2.
3. Alien is horror.
4. Silence of the Lambs is horror.
5. Terminator is a slasher.
I hold the following horror movie takes to be true:
1. Final Dest is the most consistent franchise.
2. The best films from the major franchises are Dream Warriors & Hellraiser 2.
3. Alien is horror.
4. Silence of the Lambs is horror.
5. Terminator is a slasher.
June 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thread. Will be updated as needed.
I hold the following horror movie takes to be true:
1. Final Dest is the most consistent franchise.
2. The best films from the major franchises are Dream Warriors & Hellraiser 2.
3. Alien is horror.
4. Silence of the Lambs is horror.
5. Terminator is a slasher.
I hold the following horror movie takes to be true:
1. Final Dest is the most consistent franchise.
2. The best films from the major franchises are Dream Warriors & Hellraiser 2.
3. Alien is horror.
4. Silence of the Lambs is horror.
5. Terminator is a slasher.
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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
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There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.
May 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.
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Hillbilly Elegy looks like a gag in 30 Rock where Jenna is playing both roles in an attempt to win two Oscars for the same movie.
May 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hillbilly Elegy looks like a gag in 30 Rock where Jenna is playing both roles in an attempt to win two Oscars for the same movie.
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He'd never do it but Ken would probably be the best president you could dream up. You want rank meritocracy based on test scores, then here you go. The Debate Me guys sure would shut the fuck up right quick.
May 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
He'd never do it but Ken would probably be the best president you could dream up. You want rank meritocracy based on test scores, then here you go. The Debate Me guys sure would shut the fuck up right quick.
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Aww, thanks, John!
John Mulaney Wants Weird Al in the Rock Hall Yesterday
Because the curly-haired legend “brought more people to music than is recognized at all.”
www.vulture.com
May 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Aww, thanks, John!
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thinking about how the original newspaper cartoons of the Lincoln assassination were just wacky as hell. For some reason Lincoln seems to be making a 'not AGAIN' gesture in all of them followed by JWB leaping off the balcony like Sonic the Hedgehog
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
thinking about how the original newspaper cartoons of the Lincoln assassination were just wacky as hell. For some reason Lincoln seems to be making a 'not AGAIN' gesture in all of them followed by JWB leaping off the balcony like Sonic the Hedgehog
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
genuinely unnerving how much jim davis and werner herzog look like each other
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
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Cannot stress enough how good the model photos are for the Spicy Meatballs store
milbstore.com/collections/...
milbstore.com/collections/...
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Cannot stress enough how good the model photos are for the Spicy Meatballs store
milbstore.com/collections/...
milbstore.com/collections/...
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
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Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.
525-Lb. Bear Discovered Under Evacuated Altadena Home Too Fat to Tranquilize: 'Not an Option'
An Altadena, Calif., man was shocked to discover he couldn't return to his home — which he evacuated due to the Eaton fire — because a 525-lb. bear had nested in the crawl space under his house. It to...
people.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
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Writing-wise, most ridiculous moment of decade was as writer-guest for a workshop held at someone's house. During the workshop, I got a massive headache & asked for aspirin. Someone gave me aspirin after which I began to itch. "Sorry--gave u my anti-itching pills by mistake." 1/?
January 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Writing-wise, most ridiculous moment of decade was as writer-guest for a workshop held at someone's house. During the workshop, I got a massive headache & asked for aspirin. Someone gave me aspirin after which I began to itch. "Sorry--gave u my anti-itching pills by mistake." 1/?
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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Wow however good you think this might be it’s better
Sometimes, when things feel extraordinarily bad - like they do these days! - it becomes more important than ever to watch this video of the coolest kids on earth absolutely *rampaging* through Fugazi's "Waiting Room"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIZD...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIZD...
32 - Fugazi: Waiting Room
YouTube video by wdiprod
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Wow however good you think this might be it’s better
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pls take a 10s emotional break and look at my cat
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
pls take a 10s emotional break and look at my cat
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This year, we worked swiftly to save legacy media sites Vice.com and MTVNews before decades worth of valuable journalism could be erased. These sites are now searchable on the Wayback Machine!
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December 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
This year, we worked swiftly to save legacy media sites Vice.com and MTVNews before decades worth of valuable journalism could be erased. These sites are now searchable on the Wayback Machine!
Help us in saving these resources:: https://archive.org/donate/?origin=blsky-eoy2024
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