Lock, butthole and two buttholing buttholes

Just try to be good at being bad at this

Asking the hard questions and I’m here for it

@asstractor.bsky.social I think this might be about you

Sign me up

Dead bees would also get an interesting reaction

I followed politics more closely than probably 98% of Americans until this election. I’m in the process of switching from Facebook to Bluesky just to escape politics. I can no longer handle the shitshow. It’s not normal for me to ignore the news, but I must right now for my sanity. Bless you, man.

Electric boogaloo

Or trying to find one in your closet at midnight

How deep does this go????

Are you trying to fill a punch card or something? Do you get to redeem it for free sandals?

What if we hide it in plain sight? Maybe dress it to look like a planter or something? Just spitballing here…

And frankly slap ass has never been cheaper