dmthemd.bsky.social
dmthemd.bsky.social
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If they’re going to keep using the term “Coastal Elite”, maybe we should use the term “Cornfield Commoner”
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yuck...no worse feeling than being first to a Teams meeting
August 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I LOVE that South Park made the phrase “Trump’s micro penis” part of my social media feeds everyday.
July 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If this is where we are seven months into this administration, where the fck are we gonna be a year from now?
July 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Our country is so screwed.
"...a whistleblower at the [NLRB] accused the Musk-led department of a “significant cybersecurity breach.” ...he saw anomalously large data transfers and sign-in attempts from Russia after DOGE took over his agency’s systems.
www.yahoo.com/news/tech/ar...
Report: Trump Administration Ignored Advice When Installing Starlink at the White House
A Wi-Fi network called ‘Starlink Guest’ appeared on White House phones, asking only for a password and not a username or a second form of authentication, The Washington Post reports.
www.yahoo.com
June 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Sometimes I justify drinking energy drinks by thinking:
“But it’s got electrolytes”
and then I remember Idiocracy…
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Avengers: We’re throwing everything we can to save this franchise
March 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Considering the data breaches companies keep having, you’re NEVER going to need to pay for credit monitoring services.
March 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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NASA teams on the ground used Schlieren photography to capture the shock waves around Boom Supersonic’s demonstrator aircraft XB-1 as it pushed through the air. cnn.it/41FSGQm
March 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me:

Something buzzes my ear

Me: freaks out for the next 10 minutes
February 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Facebook is unusable.
Twitter/X is unusable and gross.
Threads is basically unusable.
IG is quickly becoming unusable.
I’m quickly starting to understand how little I need social media, but how deeply we are dependent on it.
February 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You know that moment when you look at your phone screen and you realize an app is missing but you don’t remember what app it is, so was it important or is it just triggering your OCD?
February 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My Instagram TL has suddenly switched to 1-2 week old content or posts I’ve already seen. It’s as if Meta doesn’t want me to see something……
February 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sure, he’s a hotstepper, but is he a lyrical gangster?
February 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
At this point, someone that buys a Tesla is making a bigger statement about what they believe in, than what they like.
January 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I cannot take any person seriously that says shoestring French Fries are their favorite.
January 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Update on DC weather.
January 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bluesky algo, please put more comedians and people with witty takes in my feed. I need a good laugh for the next 4+ years
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Is there a gluten free white bread that doesn’t either a) completely disintegrate under the lightest touch, & b) doesn’t taste like glue.
November 14, 2024 at 1:11 PM