D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out.
www.kusklaw.com
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I literally give that speech in opening meetings now.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I literally give that speech in opening meetings now.
Yep.
I don't love fighting. Few do.
Sometimes somebody else makes the decision for you.
I don't love fighting. Few do.
Sometimes somebody else makes the decision for you.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yep.
I don't love fighting. Few do.
Sometimes somebody else makes the decision for you.
I don't love fighting. Few do.
Sometimes somebody else makes the decision for you.
If you can get through that BC anxiety they can be absolute sweethearts. But that anxiety can be an issue, especially to an inexperienced owner. They're so smart, gotta put in the effort, sounds like you have.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If you can get through that BC anxiety they can be absolute sweethearts. But that anxiety can be an issue, especially to an inexperienced owner. They're so smart, gotta put in the effort, sounds like you have.
Oh, she is. Total doll.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh, she is. Total doll.
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop.
She decided to stay close another way.
She decided to stay close another way.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop.
She decided to stay close another way.
She decided to stay close another way.
That, teething, and learning to play, absolutely. Understanding puppy exuberance and stimulation is key to training them out of it.
So much puppy training overlaps if you *do* it all. Walk training, food, socializing, potty.
So much puppy training overlaps if you *do* it all. Walk training, food, socializing, potty.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That, teething, and learning to play, absolutely. Understanding puppy exuberance and stimulation is key to training them out of it.
So much puppy training overlaps if you *do* it all. Walk training, food, socializing, potty.
So much puppy training overlaps if you *do* it all. Walk training, food, socializing, potty.
The baby shark face is my no means universal, and breed plays a role, but it is overwhelmingly common.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The baby shark face is my no means universal, and breed plays a role, but it is overwhelmingly common.
Well, I live here now.
Wish I'd picked comfier clothes to die in.
Wish I'd picked comfier clothes to die in.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well, I live here now.
Wish I'd picked comfier clothes to die in.
Wish I'd picked comfier clothes to die in.
She's a little teddy bear. I've never met a puppy less than a year old who'd rather snuggle than bite.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
She's a little teddy bear. I've never met a puppy less than a year old who'd rather snuggle than bite.
One of the things we often forget is that congresspeople have constituents that they are, in fact, supposed to serve.
If you're a Dem congressperson with a *lot* of constituents going hungry and this deal is on the table?
Yeah. Not sure I agree yet. Want more info. But conceptually I understand.
If you're a Dem congressperson with a *lot* of constituents going hungry and this deal is on the table?
Yeah. Not sure I agree yet. Want more info. But conceptually I understand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
One of the things we often forget is that congresspeople have constituents that they are, in fact, supposed to serve.
If you're a Dem congressperson with a *lot* of constituents going hungry and this deal is on the table?
Yeah. Not sure I agree yet. Want more info. But conceptually I understand.
If you're a Dem congressperson with a *lot* of constituents going hungry and this deal is on the table?
Yeah. Not sure I agree yet. Want more info. But conceptually I understand.
I have complex feelings on this rn.
If this funds SNAP and involves blanket reinstatement...yeah. It'd be a compromise, not capitulation. People don't have to like compromise, or think they're acceptable, but the two are different.
If this funds SNAP and involves blanket reinstatement...yeah. It'd be a compromise, not capitulation. People don't have to like compromise, or think they're acceptable, but the two are different.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have complex feelings on this rn.
If this funds SNAP and involves blanket reinstatement...yeah. It'd be a compromise, not capitulation. People don't have to like compromise, or think they're acceptable, but the two are different.
If this funds SNAP and involves blanket reinstatement...yeah. It'd be a compromise, not capitulation. People don't have to like compromise, or think they're acceptable, but the two are different.
That transcript was a *trip*.
I think my central impression was "these people just don't live in the same planet we do. Just not even the same reality."
I think my central impression was "these people just don't live in the same planet we do. Just not even the same reality."
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That transcript was a *trip*.
I think my central impression was "these people just don't live in the same planet we do. Just not even the same reality."
I think my central impression was "these people just don't live in the same planet we do. Just not even the same reality."
Have you considered however that Schumer Bad?
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Have you considered however that Schumer Bad?
I despise to my very core that this is true as often as it is.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I despise to my very core that this is true as often as it is.
Get to .500 against MAGA first. Otherwise you're just collaborating in advance.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Get to .500 against MAGA first. Otherwise you're just collaborating in advance.
"But it'll be used for good when we, a political persuasion famous for victory, accomplishing shit, and preserving those gains long term, attain permanent control over the levers of these expansive powers!"
No thanks, man, sorry.
No thanks, man, sorry.
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"But it'll be used for good when we, a political persuasion famous for victory, accomplishing shit, and preserving those gains long term, attain permanent control over the levers of these expansive powers!"
No thanks, man, sorry.
No thanks, man, sorry.
Never did the boom box thing, but then I'm just not a dick, so
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Never did the boom box thing, but then I'm just not a dick, so
I wish I hadn't.
Like, I get it, but that shit never works for the people we want it to. All the restraint on state power and every reasonable safeguard on its monopoly on violence and punishment, please.
Like, I get it, but that shit never works for the people we want it to. All the restraint on state power and every reasonable safeguard on its monopoly on violence and punishment, please.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I wish I hadn't.
Like, I get it, but that shit never works for the people we want it to. All the restraint on state power and every reasonable safeguard on its monopoly on violence and punishment, please.
Like, I get it, but that shit never works for the people we want it to. All the restraint on state power and every reasonable safeguard on its monopoly on violence and punishment, please.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
...any time I see this case cited I just don't want to scroll up.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
...any time I see this case cited I just don't want to scroll up.
If enjoying an attractive woman in a bikini is a crime, we're rescheduling our weekly to accommodate the Swiss timezone
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If enjoying an attractive woman in a bikini is a crime, we're rescheduling our weekly to accommodate the Swiss timezone
When the threadnought...whatever to me, is probably the most apt description..., my social media got immediately and considerably hornier.
And it never really reverted back.
And it never really reverted back.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When the threadnought...whatever to me, is probably the most apt description..., my social media got immediately and considerably hornier.
And it never really reverted back.
And it never really reverted back.