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I like Chelsea Football Club
I also like to complain about Chelsea Football Club
"sometimes" does a lot of heavy lifting here because even his carry numbers are *dreadful*
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's Josh. 8/9 completed
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Someone looked it up...
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Enzo Fernandez is also 3rd in the league in total NPxG + xA (6.3) and 5th in progressive passes (80)
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Apparently the biggest drawback is that its harder to go from elevated -> deep tunnel if you need to
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Since I have absolutely no idea who else to ask - what's the benefit of doing cut and cover over elevated? Elevated is cheaper and seems to have the same limitation in terms of needing to tear down buildings...
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, it's from the RBL official website. I don't know why they would have incentives to lie about it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He's a crazy stat for you. At 58 kg, he'd be in a three way tie for the fourth lightest player on the *Chelsea women's* team
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
And no, to preempt the inevitable replies, it's not because Frank is a defensive manager. This level of ineptitude transcends style. I think it simply comes down to the fact that he's physically overmatched in the premier league
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Now, Xavi Simons OTOH has been pure garbage. Aside from being kind of active defensively which is think is more a reflection of how Thomas Frank sets up than his own skill, there's nothing there.

Anyway, I collectively refer to this chart as Shit Butterfly

November 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
He's been quite unlucky that Liverpool haven't been finishing the chances that he's created and that his own shooting is ice cold. Now, is 0.44 good enough considering his price? Not even close. But you can see the framework of a good premier league player there.
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You're right, I would enjoy this given that I've written basically the same article four years ago 🤣

On Orange Slices, Hypothesis Testing and Misfiring Strikers | by Dmitry Mogilevsky | Medium share.google/IpMC5vaOzJSh...
On Orange Slices, Hypothesis Testing and Misfiring Strikers
Big thanks to @KierDoyle who gave me a lot of ideas to think about while I was writing this
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October 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
what do you think?
September 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yeah, this should be fixed soon
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Most of it is, there's one key component that has to be run locally
September 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM