dlapon.bsky.social
@dlapon.bsky.social
They are trying to get the rest of the loose change out of his pocket before he wakes up.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They are shaking his legs to get the rest of the loose change out of his pocket.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The 800 generals and Admirals were in the room with him. They could have done the right thing there.
October 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They should have put a target on it.
June 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
They should have closed the doors before they got blown out of the building.
May 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It only cost me $2.00....for parking.
May 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nope.
May 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How about a referendum to have her removed.
May 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Nope.
May 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Not qualified there either.
April 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Why is American politics all about the money?
April 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It just goes to show you that the carbon tax did not increase the price of food.
April 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think you might want to rephrase your first sentence. If not I'm glad you found it on time.
April 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Maybe. But they aren't connected to his brain.
April 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The actual phrase is "you can't eat your cake and have it too". It's a completely different meaning.
April 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Golfing.
April 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Good!!!
April 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Of course he can't criticize his boss. He might get fired.
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM