David Keith
dkeith.net
David Keith
@dkeith.net
Pescatarian, chicken-curious
Created a wifi network called FIX_YOUR_MUFFLER
August 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I dreamed I was eating a sandwich, but then I woke up. So I rolled over, went back to sleep and finished that sandwich.
June 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I demand to know the cause of neurotypicals by next Thursday
April 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Maybe we should start calling each other comrade and singing The Internationale “ironically”
February 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I get that talking about the worst possible outcomes is demoralizing. I don’t want to make people feel worse. But to defend against an adversary has to anticipate the worst. It’s why we lock our doors. Because adversaries are looking to exploit our complacency. Now the government is the adversary.
February 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Project 2025 guys must be like “well that was easy, we should have gone BIGGER”
January 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Trying to anticipate what impacts will come from which terrible ideas is like trying to predict the trajectory of each individual piece of shrapnel from a hand grenade. He’s fragging America.
January 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wonder if now is a good time for us to consider capturing our observations about life under fascism using analog journaling rather than social media or any digital media. Posterity demands an accounting of the crimes we’re about to witness, out of reach of oligarchs.
January 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is this our Reichstag fire?
January 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you copy and paste this post, Facebook will have to factcheck your feed. My friend who knows a lawyer saw it on 20/20.
January 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
changed handle to use domain. Neat I guess.
December 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Merry Christmas friends
December 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I feel like eco-terrorists are over represented in TV shows and films. I don’t know if it’s intentional or just lazy but eco-terrorists? Really? Are there any?
December 8, 2024 at 6:36 AM
We can count on Trump administration nominees to show blind, unwavering loyalty to Trump. We can count on their incompetence to weaken and erode federal power when we need it to function. But doesn’t the effective administration of Trump’s own despicable ideas require …. competence?
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Thankful for the upticks in downward trends
November 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Plotting world domination, if by world you mean my house
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Not one of Trumps whackadoodle nominees has the self-awareness and integrity to say “Gosh, I’m flattered but I don’t believe I am qualified.” It’s the Dunning-Kruger administration.
November 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Blitz was gorgeous to look at, exquisite details of recreated wartime London, this tight 24 hr cross section of life in wartime, warm, feisty performances, this thread of humanity navigating one peril after another. Such a compressed timeline with such urgency, yet beautifully paced. Masterclass.
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
A few days on Bluesky and suddenly I’m a Siamese cat fancier
November 23, 2024 at 12:28 AM
November 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I forget, then I remember. Just like grief.
November 20, 2024 at 8:16 PM