Hey Con gress! Welcome back to DC, it’s a great day to release the Epstein files!
September 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hey Con gress! Welcome back to DC, it’s a great day to release the Epstein files!
Trump supporter = pedophile lover
August 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump supporter = pedophile lover
I know I know old news but I feel it needs repeating. This was the start of the fracturing of the MAGAt base. Never forget!
August 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I know I know old news but I feel it needs repeating. This was the start of the fracturing of the MAGAt base. Never forget!
Why does Clownstick need an Epstein strategy?
August 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why does Clownstick need an Epstein strategy?
🎵 MAGA Doodle (Sing-Along Version)
(To the tune of “Yankee Doodle”)
🎶
MAGA Doodle went to town,
Wavin’ flags and yellin’,
Wore a hat that said “I’m Right,”
But skipped the part on spellin’.
(Continued in comments)
(To the tune of “Yankee Doodle”)
🎶
MAGA Doodle went to town,
Wavin’ flags and yellin’,
Wore a hat that said “I’m Right,”
But skipped the part on spellin’.
(Continued in comments)
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
🎵 MAGA Doodle (Sing-Along Version)
(To the tune of “Yankee Doodle”)
🎶
MAGA Doodle went to town,
Wavin’ flags and yellin’,
Wore a hat that said “I’m Right,”
But skipped the part on spellin’.
(Continued in comments)
(To the tune of “Yankee Doodle”)
🎶
MAGA Doodle went to town,
Wavin’ flags and yellin’,
Wore a hat that said “I’m Right,”
But skipped the part on spellin’.
(Continued in comments)
Today I found out via Fox News via The Daily Show that I am outraged about Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad.
August 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today I found out via Fox News via The Daily Show that I am outraged about Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad.
More tariffs going into effect today in order to fuck over small businesses.
August 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
More tariffs going into effect today in order to fuck over small businesses.
I agree that Trump is playing 5D Chess, but only if the five D’s stand for Dumbass.
July 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I agree that Trump is playing 5D Chess, but only if the five D’s stand for Dumbass.
Curious if anyone sees my posts here. If you believe Donald Trump is a pedophile say hi!
July 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Curious if anyone sees my posts here. If you believe Donald Trump is a pedophile say hi!
Just wanted to remind you that the worst president America ever had is in the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just wanted to remind you that the worst president America ever had is in the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
VonClownstick won’t stop until another democrat has to fix his mess just like after each POS Republican administration before this one.
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
VonClownstick won’t stop until another democrat has to fix his mess just like after each POS Republican administration before this one.
If transgender kids can’t go by their preferred name, then JD Vance should have to change his name back to his pre fascism transition name.
April 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If transgender kids can’t go by their preferred name, then JD Vance should have to change his name back to his pre fascism transition name.
Fuck trump supporters
Day 68 into the GOP takeover:
Prices are going up.
Consumer confidence is plummeting.
Classified info is being leaked.
Social Security is being dismantled.
Residents are being arrested for their political views.
Prices are going up.
Consumer confidence is plummeting.
Classified info is being leaked.
Social Security is being dismantled.
Residents are being arrested for their political views.
March 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fuck trump supporters
Vonclownstick administration: *texts war plans and accidentally includes reporter*
Also the Vonclownstick administration: “We ain’t text no war plans! The reporter scammed us!!!”
Vonclownstick administration supporters: “The say they didn’t do it”
Also the Vonclownstick administration: “We ain’t text no war plans! The reporter scammed us!!!”
Vonclownstick administration supporters: “The say they didn’t do it”
March 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Vonclownstick administration: *texts war plans and accidentally includes reporter*
Also the Vonclownstick administration: “We ain’t text no war plans! The reporter scammed us!!!”
Vonclownstick administration supporters: “The say they didn’t do it”
Also the Vonclownstick administration: “We ain’t text no war plans! The reporter scammed us!!!”
Vonclownstick administration supporters: “The say they didn’t do it”
Vonclownstick cut $5B in funding for EV charging infrastructure. Another handout to Elon. This makes it harder to own non Swasticar EVs.
March 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Vonclownstick cut $5B in funding for EV charging infrastructure. Another handout to Elon. This makes it harder to own non Swasticar EVs.
Trump circle jerk of stupidity:
1. Von Clownstick: Makes stupid decision
2. Something bad happens
3. Von Clownstick: Reversed stupid decision, takes credit for solving the problem he created.
4. MAGA Morons: Wow he gets shit done!
Repeat
1. Von Clownstick: Makes stupid decision
2. Something bad happens
3. Von Clownstick: Reversed stupid decision, takes credit for solving the problem he created.
4. MAGA Morons: Wow he gets shit done!
Repeat
March 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump circle jerk of stupidity:
1. Von Clownstick: Makes stupid decision
2. Something bad happens
3. Von Clownstick: Reversed stupid decision, takes credit for solving the problem he created.
4. MAGA Morons: Wow he gets shit done!
Repeat
1. Von Clownstick: Makes stupid decision
2. Something bad happens
3. Von Clownstick: Reversed stupid decision, takes credit for solving the problem he created.
4. MAGA Morons: Wow he gets shit done!
Repeat
Save 10% on tithes, become religious in your death bed.
March 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Save 10% on tithes, become religious in your death bed.
A day of disgrace—diplomatic failure, betrayal, and division. Yesterday, a moment frozen in shame, a nation muddied by turmoil, as the stormy sky looms over a fractured future. History will remember the day as a day of loss, recklessness, and regret. #StandWithUkraine #FDT
March 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A day of disgrace—diplomatic failure, betrayal, and division. Yesterday, a moment frozen in shame, a nation muddied by turmoil, as the stormy sky looms over a fractured future. History will remember the day as a day of loss, recklessness, and regret. #StandWithUkraine #FDT