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DJ Sprite
@djsprite.bsky.social
im currently comatose in a new bugatti
tried playing Taiko no Tatsujin at round one yesterday and half the Ka's weren't registering unless you smash the fuck out of the drum these NA cabs suck man.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Join my seminar on how to make a passive income in a uniquely modern way: Slow Release Salvia Pouches Vending Machines.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Graffiti outside the IFC center is my full review:
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That shit ruled
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I get to see the best movie of next year tonight : )
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
they should let you euthanize nintendogs
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
saw a guy spontaneously combust today on the way to the gas station to get Rockstar™ Pure Zero Fruit Punch. No other energy drinks even come close, taste yummy and zero sugar. Honestly after thinking about it, when the time comes I think I wanna go out like that guy.
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Alright that's enough. Weed World is the last thing this economy is gonna take
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Making a tech startup. We are gonna be the first vapable insulin powered by the blockchain.
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Slop of the night
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"It's only round 4 nobody can pack-a-punch before dog round"

Kristi Noem:
kristi is stacking attachments like she thinks each gives +15 damage to dogs
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
September 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Slop of the mornin
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
some clips from the bf6 beta
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
just saw fantastic 4 and there are some shots that look like a smosh video in that movie
July 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
that settles it im applying to be a citizen of donkey kong country
July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
how do u achieve this build
July 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
found the best 40 seconds of alan wake 2 in my playthrough
June 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Smoke green crack out of my penor, you must
June 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Slop of the day (no kings only wings)
June 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Slop of the day
May 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My fatass thought these were nitrous
May 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Slop of the day
April 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM