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DJ Professor Dan
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Your friendly - if snarky - pop music historian.

Writing the ultimate 20 or so volume history of pop music. Could take a while.

https://tnocs.com/user/dj+professor+dan/?profiletab=posts
I realize that I didn't #VoteForGirlfriendsTakeItFromMeInTheTripleJHottest100 Australian Songs Of All Time... but that doesn't mean you shouldn't.
July 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I realize that I didn't #VoteForGirlfriendsTakeItFromMeInTheTripleJHottest100 Australian Songs Of All Time... but that doesn't mean you shouldn't.
July 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
On today's episode of reviewers-getting-it-weirdly-wrong, I'd like you guess what band (and for bonus points song) this 1991 review is for.

I don't even particularly like this band that much, it's just the weirdest way I have ever heard them being described.
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Happy 30th Birthday "Black Steel" by Tricky, his cover of the far more mouthfullier "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos" by Public Enemy.

It's a 9.

Do you agree? What would you give it?
#90salternative
April 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy 30th Birthday "Bedtime Story" by Madonna, the Bjork song with the stupidly expensive nightmare video, the kind that only a mega-star in the 90s could pull off!

It's an 8 (do you agree? what would you give it?)
March 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Happy 30th Birthday "Back For Good," that brief moment when America cared about Robbie Williams. Or at least the boy band he was in.

It's a 9 (do you agree? what would you give it?)
March 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Rating & Reviewing The Hits of March-ish 1985!

That's 40 Years Ago!!!

Featuring "Material Girl", Madonna's second signature song, and the "was she being ironic?" debate!

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March 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Rating & Reviewing The Hits of March-ish 1985!

That's 40 Years Ago!!!

Featuring "We Are The World", a complete hot mess of a song to help feed the victims of a complete car crash of a famine.

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March 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Record Reviews That Have Not Stood The Test Of Time:

Here's Ringo reviewing "Leader Of The Pack"
December 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
150 words is an epic novel compared to the 30-ish words of "Melody Maker" in the 90s
December 5, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Page Three of "From Thomas Edison to Duke Ellington": Volume One of my 20 Volume Epic History Of Pop Music!

In which I introduce Sousa's Band, the hottest (marching) band of the 1890s!
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Page Two of "From Thomas Edison to Duke Ellington": Volume One of my 20 Volume Epic History Of Pop Music!

In which I discuss the irony that the biggest pop star of the 1890s was also the Number One hater of pop records (& also review "Stars And Stripes Forever") (it's an 8)
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Page One of "From Thomas Edison to Duke Ellington": Volume One of my 20 Volume Epic History Of Pop Music!

Introducing John Sousa, leader of The Biggest Band Of The 1890s, composer of "Stars And Stripes Forever", & a man who would NOT put up with new-fangled frippery!
November 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM