djphartz.bsky.social
@djphartz.bsky.social
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still waiting for the world to give up on trying to make folding touchscreens a Thing™️ and just give us what we truly desire: a sidekick-style slider smartphone
July 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"
February 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life
February 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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click click click
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Every picture of Elon now is him trying to look like this
January 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I had no business listening to "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men as much as I did when I was 9.
January 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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i am once again begging the Food Network to develop a TV universe around Flavortown the way NBC has with Chicago

Flavortown Med, Flavortown Fire, Flavortown PD, etc

Guy Fieri shows up in each once a season as the mayor

i will write all of them if it will help
January 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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It’s over. We’re officially done with these.
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
December 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
December 27, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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I agree that the Super Bowl is whenever Beyonce wants
December 25, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity
December 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Italian guys with manifestos continue to be historically important
December 9, 2024 at 6:41 PM
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Oh, so that’s why he does that
a cartoon character with a mushroom on his head
Alt: Luigi Smash victory animation, where he does finger guns
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 7:10 PM