fuckin’ Johnny Cage hair now

I couldn’t see Cena fitting AEW’s style at all.

I swear every time I open an app I see one of those AI jackets with a new imaginary liquid in it

That name was a blast from the past, holy shit

And being in middle school when Gundam Wing was on Toonami, oh god the Zechs/sex jokes lmao

Cena mentioned in an interview a while back that he sold WWE the full rights *to his own name* when used to promote pro wrestling, meaning if he did work AEW he couldn’t be “John Cena” even though he’s John Cena.

It’s in here, it’s whichever they let me bundle with it.

I forgot all about that Steam controller! Do they still make that one? I have a dock for my Deck that’s still in the box, I should really hook that up.

the male form of “fiancé” only has the one “e” FYI

congrats from this newlywed, the wedding planning process was the biggest headache of my entire life and every second was worth it

there’s some humor in each instance having to factor in the word “for” since that’s not editable

also saw this All Your Base reference today. do you know how long it’s been since my millennial boomer ass saw an All Your Base reference? that shit changed my life in middle school. babby’s first meme

Schumer encouraging all gay ppl to get divorced anyway

Don’t use kid gloves with ol’ Tegan Nox, she’s a grown woman who knows the company she’s chosen to keep better than anyone.