djb
@djbtv.bsky.social
SF Central Sunset • Content Coherence Guru • Freelance Video Editor since the late 1900s • Subgenius • “Encourager of Merriment” • The National Bureau of Antifa Comptroller
I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
I will absolutely be expecting this as a Xmas present this year.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I will absolutely be expecting this as a Xmas present this year.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
It’s easy to get dismayed and depressed.
No Kings Day 1 was heartening.
No Kings Day 2 was inspiring.
Election Day has lifted my soul.
Still so much work to do but folks HOLY MOLY YOU SHOWED UP AND ROCKED IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m proud of the USA tonight. It’s been a while since I’ve felt that.
No Kings Day 1 was heartening.
No Kings Day 2 was inspiring.
Election Day has lifted my soul.
Still so much work to do but folks HOLY MOLY YOU SHOWED UP AND ROCKED IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m proud of the USA tonight. It’s been a while since I’ve felt that.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It’s easy to get dismayed and depressed.
No Kings Day 1 was heartening.
No Kings Day 2 was inspiring.
Election Day has lifted my soul.
Still so much work to do but folks HOLY MOLY YOU SHOWED UP AND ROCKED IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m proud of the USA tonight. It’s been a while since I’ve felt that.
No Kings Day 1 was heartening.
No Kings Day 2 was inspiring.
Election Day has lifted my soul.
Still so much work to do but folks HOLY MOLY YOU SHOWED UP AND ROCKED IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m proud of the USA tonight. It’s been a while since I’ve felt that.
I’ve never been happier to see another city elect a good person. Congrats NYC 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Your move Dershowitz 😆
Your move Dershowitz 😆
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’ve never been happier to see another city elect a good person. Congrats NYC 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Your move Dershowitz 😆
Your move Dershowitz 😆
I mean - Violent crime is at historic or near-historic lows in SF. Also, property crime, endemic in SF for decades, has dropped precipitously. There were 35 homicides in San Francisco in 2024, the lowest tally since 1961.
So I therefore conclude…
@mbenioff.bsky.social must be I’m the #EpsteinFiles
So I therefore conclude…
@mbenioff.bsky.social must be I’m the #EpsteinFiles
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I mean - Violent crime is at historic or near-historic lows in SF. Also, property crime, endemic in SF for decades, has dropped precipitously. There were 35 homicides in San Francisco in 2024, the lowest tally since 1961.
So I therefore conclude…
@mbenioff.bsky.social must be I’m the #EpsteinFiles
So I therefore conclude…
@mbenioff.bsky.social must be I’m the #EpsteinFiles
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Cashew has some bad discs in her neck. Surgery would be $10,000-20,000 and at the age of 15 with all her health problems she would not survive it. I found this alt care vet and did chiro work & acupuncture. My time left with Cashew is limited. Hopefully we have a few months to a year more together.
September 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Cashew has some bad discs in her neck. Surgery would be $10,000-20,000 and at the age of 15 with all her health problems she would not survive it. I found this alt care vet and did chiro work & acupuncture. My time left with Cashew is limited. Hopefully we have a few months to a year more together.
I saw 3 Weird Al shows on this tour. Bethel, NY, Shoreline in Mtn View, CA and a sold out show at the Forum in LA where I got to meet the one and only @puddlespityparty.bsky.social
Such a great show. The audience in LA was super engaged.
My “Summer of Al” may be over. But the memories linger 🫶🏼
Such a great show. The audience in LA was super engaged.
My “Summer of Al” may be over. But the memories linger 🫶🏼
September 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I saw 3 Weird Al shows on this tour. Bethel, NY, Shoreline in Mtn View, CA and a sold out show at the Forum in LA where I got to meet the one and only @puddlespityparty.bsky.social
Such a great show. The audience in LA was super engaged.
My “Summer of Al” may be over. But the memories linger 🫶🏼
Such a great show. The audience in LA was super engaged.
My “Summer of Al” may be over. But the memories linger 🫶🏼
If I don’t put in all caps, WEIRD AL, as I post picts from his tour from three different venues this summer, it just looks like Weird A.I. every time I post about it.
I’m not entirely sure I’m OK with that.
#WeirdAl #SummerOfAl #BethelNY #ALNotAI
I’m not entirely sure I’m OK with that.
#WeirdAl #SummerOfAl #BethelNY #ALNotAI
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If I don’t put in all caps, WEIRD AL, as I post picts from his tour from three different venues this summer, it just looks like Weird A.I. every time I post about it.
I’m not entirely sure I’m OK with that.
#WeirdAl #SummerOfAl #BethelNY #ALNotAI
I’m not entirely sure I’m OK with that.
#WeirdAl #SummerOfAl #BethelNY #ALNotAI
June 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One Sentence Review™ of Depp vs Heard on Netflix
Depp v Heard is a 3 ep docuseries that covers the defamation trial, by Johnny Depp against ex-wife Amber Heard, that left me wishing the jury had rendered a verdict taken from Reddit’s AITA (Am I The Asshole) subreddits of ESH (Everybody Sucks Here)
Depp v Heard is a 3 ep docuseries that covers the defamation trial, by Johnny Depp against ex-wife Amber Heard, that left me wishing the jury had rendered a verdict taken from Reddit’s AITA (Am I The Asshole) subreddits of ESH (Everybody Sucks Here)
April 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
One Sentence Review™ of Depp vs Heard on Netflix
Depp v Heard is a 3 ep docuseries that covers the defamation trial, by Johnny Depp against ex-wife Amber Heard, that left me wishing the jury had rendered a verdict taken from Reddit’s AITA (Am I The Asshole) subreddits of ESH (Everybody Sucks Here)
Depp v Heard is a 3 ep docuseries that covers the defamation trial, by Johnny Depp against ex-wife Amber Heard, that left me wishing the jury had rendered a verdict taken from Reddit’s AITA (Am I The Asshole) subreddits of ESH (Everybody Sucks Here)
I love San Francisco.
Today at the music concourse…
Today at the music concourse…
April 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I love San Francisco.
Today at the music concourse…
Today at the music concourse…
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My Severance refrigerator magnets are the envy of innies and outies everywhere.
@benstiller.redhour.com
#Severance
@benstiller.redhour.com
#Severance
March 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My Severance refrigerator magnets are the envy of innies and outies everywhere.
@benstiller.redhour.com
#Severance
@benstiller.redhour.com
#Severance
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
February 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
This is where I post from
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is where I post from
I must find this bootleg now lol
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I must find this bootleg now lol
Lots of fun today at the Groundlings 50th at #Sketchfest over in North Beach
January 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Lots of fun today at the Groundlings 50th at #Sketchfest over in North Beach
One Sentence Review™ of #SaturdayNight rented thru AppleTV
Even though that somewhat dated Aaron Sorkin-esque, fast, busy patter did bug me at first, Saturday Night eventually won me over (special shout out to J/k Simmons who was sublime as Milton Berle) and was a really great ride.
Even though that somewhat dated Aaron Sorkin-esque, fast, busy patter did bug me at first, Saturday Night eventually won me over (special shout out to J/k Simmons who was sublime as Milton Berle) and was a really great ride.
January 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
One Sentence Review™ of #SaturdayNight rented thru AppleTV
Even though that somewhat dated Aaron Sorkin-esque, fast, busy patter did bug me at first, Saturday Night eventually won me over (special shout out to J/k Simmons who was sublime as Milton Berle) and was a really great ride.
Even though that somewhat dated Aaron Sorkin-esque, fast, busy patter did bug me at first, Saturday Night eventually won me over (special shout out to J/k Simmons who was sublime as Milton Berle) and was a really great ride.
Welp another yearly celebration of the magical sky Jew starts to wind down.
It’s been a very nice day for me and Cashew.
It’s been a very nice day for me and Cashew.
December 26, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Welp another yearly celebration of the magical sky Jew starts to wind down.
It’s been a very nice day for me and Cashew.
It’s been a very nice day for me and Cashew.
It’s so great to have you back Waves 🫶🏼
Merry Xmas and a Capy New Year
Merry Xmas and a Capy New Year
December 25, 2024 at 8:00 AM
It’s so great to have you back Waves 🫶🏼
Merry Xmas and a Capy New Year
Merry Xmas and a Capy New Year