October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My only lingering question about the #emmys is if I was the last person to talk to Jeff Hiller before he became known as “THE EMMY AWARD WINNING JEFF HILLER.”
September 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My only lingering question about the #emmys is if I was the last person to talk to Jeff Hiller before he became known as “THE EMMY AWARD WINNING JEFF HILLER.”
3yo wears helmet even when scootering on his driveway, gets to keep all of his brains.
Helmets! Are good!
Helmets! Are good!
August 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
3yo wears helmet even when scootering on his driveway, gets to keep all of his brains.
Helmets! Are good!
Helmets! Are good!
Honestly who even needs climate-fueled catastrophes when your weather disasters are THIS biblical.
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Honestly who even needs climate-fueled catastrophes when your weather disasters are THIS biblical.
I made a Connections, Billy Joel Edition.
July 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I made a Connections, Billy Joel Edition.
For the next 30+ minutes it is largely true that this is the complete list of 2025 Awards Nominations, and I for one intend of enjoy it.
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
For the next 30+ minutes it is largely true that this is the complete list of 2025 Awards Nominations, and I for one intend of enjoy it.
Anyway hope everyone had a great 4th.
July 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anyway hope everyone had a great 4th.
Happy tenth anniversary to Obergefell v. Hodges, and a friendly reminder we are always one pissed-off-baker-in-Wyoming away from the end of federal marriage protection for same sex couples.
(And no, a compelling argument is NOT "at least you're still married as long as you avoid just 13 states.")
(And no, a compelling argument is NOT "at least you're still married as long as you avoid just 13 states.")
June 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy tenth anniversary to Obergefell v. Hodges, and a friendly reminder we are always one pissed-off-baker-in-Wyoming away from the end of federal marriage protection for same sex couples.
(And no, a compelling argument is NOT "at least you're still married as long as you avoid just 13 states.")
(And no, a compelling argument is NOT "at least you're still married as long as you avoid just 13 states.")
I believe “How to Train Your Dragon Ballerina” was also the poorly translated foreign title of Black Swan.
June 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I believe “How to Train Your Dragon Ballerina” was also the poorly translated foreign title of Black Swan.
In honor of 🏳️🌈pride🏳️🌈, please avoid using my nice little family as part of your bigoted political fever dreams.
In unrelated news, here is our two year-old practicing his finest vogueing death drop.
In unrelated news, here is our two year-old practicing his finest vogueing death drop.
June 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In honor of 🏳️🌈pride🏳️🌈, please avoid using my nice little family as part of your bigoted political fever dreams.
In unrelated news, here is our two year-old practicing his finest vogueing death drop.
In unrelated news, here is our two year-old practicing his finest vogueing death drop.
Go ahead, try and bury your MOST awkward phase DEEP in mom’s basement all you want, the horrible horrible truth will always find you. DON’T LOOK AWAY.
I’m not sure anyone can beat this one.
I’m not sure anyone can beat this one.
May 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Go ahead, try and bury your MOST awkward phase DEEP in mom’s basement all you want, the horrible horrible truth will always find you. DON’T LOOK AWAY.
I’m not sure anyone can beat this one.
I’m not sure anyone can beat this one.
If someone used this word in casual conversation with me (“My dog runs widdershins around the backyard!”) it would be grounds for ending the friendship immediately.
February 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If someone used this word in casual conversation with me (“My dog runs widdershins around the backyard!”) it would be grounds for ending the friendship immediately.
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART: live look at nature’s snowy destruction that has shut down greater Seattle for two days running.
February 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART: live look at nature’s snowy destruction that has shut down greater Seattle for two days running.
Why mom bought a VCR, parts 1-7.
January 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why mom bought a VCR, parts 1-7.
Things I lost in 2024:
*Pounds (25) 🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️
*Emmys (2)🏆🏆
Self-reflective year in review:
*Pounds (25) 🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️
*Emmys (2)🏆🏆
Self-reflective year in review:
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Things I lost in 2024:
*Pounds (25) 🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️
*Emmys (2)🏆🏆
Self-reflective year in review:
*Pounds (25) 🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️🏋️
*Emmys (2)🏆🏆
Self-reflective year in review:
Ten years ago nearly to the day I shook hands with Jimmy Carter on a flight from New York to Atlanta, so just imagine how much that hand is worth today.
December 30, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Ten years ago nearly to the day I shook hands with Jimmy Carter on a flight from New York to Atlanta, so just imagine how much that hand is worth today.
For the crime of “let’s take a break from playing games on the phone, okay kiddo?”
December 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
For the crime of “let’s take a break from playing games on the phone, okay kiddo?”
Maybe all famous people start to look alike after a while, but you know who he really resembles in this mugshot?
December 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Maybe all famous people start to look alike after a while, but you know who he really resembles in this mugshot?
You got this guys, just stare at those bushes and wait until he has to do an errand.
December 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
You got this guys, just stare at those bushes and wait until he has to do an errand.
And other totally normal things to find on the playground near your house. #americastuff
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
And other totally normal things to find on the playground near your house. #americastuff
Reintroduce myself? I wrote for the internet at the turn of the 2000s, and most recently I lost 25 pounds and 2 Emmys.
Let’s see, let’s see. What else has happened this century.
Let’s see, let’s see. What else has happened this century.
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Reintroduce myself? I wrote for the internet at the turn of the 2000s, and most recently I lost 25 pounds and 2 Emmys.
Let’s see, let’s see. What else has happened this century.
Let’s see, let’s see. What else has happened this century.
As the dad of this family, I am stoked to execute this written feedback from my 6yo.
Papa, on the other hand, has some concerns.
Papa, on the other hand, has some concerns.
November 22, 2024 at 12:16 AM
As the dad of this family, I am stoked to execute this written feedback from my 6yo.
Papa, on the other hand, has some concerns.
Papa, on the other hand, has some concerns.