Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
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NSFW and 18+ themes present.
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NSFW and 18+ themes present.
no art used here belongs to me. each piece belongs to their respective artists.
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“ oi' mate. don’t just stare
come 'n help an old dog out~. "
come 'n help an old dog out~. "
sooo…
can he bite it?
can he bite it?
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
sooo…
can he bite it?
can he bite it?
let’s see…
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
let’s see…
definitely. don’t worry though, Bandit will make sure to take care of him afterwards. after all— he’s a gentle doggo by nature.
except for in bed obviously….
but, it’ll definitely be worth it!
except for in bed obviously….
but, it’ll definitely be worth it!
Sounds like he's in for a sore night...
But it'll be worth it if he can be with this hunk...~
But it'll be worth it if he can be with this hunk...~
he’d show him LOTS of experience to be honest.
he’s really cute, so Bandit wouldn’t hold anything back.
he’s really cute, so Bandit wouldn’t hold anything back.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
definitely. don’t worry though, Bandit will make sure to take care of him afterwards. after all— he’s a gentle doggo by nature.
except for in bed obviously….
but, it’ll definitely be worth it!
except for in bed obviously….
but, it’ll definitely be worth it!
morning bath time!
the reader should come join him and his rubber ducky. there’s still a bit of room left.
the reader should come join him and his rubber ducky. there’s still a bit of room left.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
morning bath time!
the reader should come join him and his rubber ducky. there’s still a bit of room left.
the reader should come join him and his rubber ducky. there’s still a bit of room left.
he pushed his tongue further into the feline’s mouth, their tongues basically fighting for dominance at this point.
using his weight, Bandit pressed himself further against Eliott, now on top of him as the warmth of their bodies grew stronger against one another now.
using his weight, Bandit pressed himself further against Eliott, now on top of him as the warmth of their bodies grew stronger against one another now.
Not expecting less, the feline raised both arms to hug him from his neck. Both ears flattened on his head as he closes the eyes to fully focus on his delicious lips and tongue. Putting his tongue, it began to dance with Heller's.
don’t need to tell him twice. he sticks his own tongue out, basically pouncing onto the Lynx as he locks their lips together in a sloppy kiss.
his arms gently wrap around him as well, pulling him close against his fluffy body.
"mmm..~”
his arms gently wrap around him as well, pulling him close against his fluffy body.
"mmm..~”
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
he pushed his tongue further into the feline’s mouth, their tongues basically fighting for dominance at this point.
using his weight, Bandit pressed himself further against Eliott, now on top of him as the warmth of their bodies grew stronger against one another now.
using his weight, Bandit pressed himself further against Eliott, now on top of him as the warmth of their bodies grew stronger against one another now.
he’d show him LOTS of experience to be honest.
he’s really cute, so Bandit wouldn’t hold anything back.
he’s really cute, so Bandit wouldn’t hold anything back.
Wonder how much "experience" would he give to someone like him?~
the best kind!
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
he’d show him LOTS of experience to be honest.
he’s really cute, so Bandit wouldn’t hold anything back.
he’s really cute, so Bandit wouldn’t hold anything back.
the best kind!
Mmmmm
Relationships with divorced DILFs... 🤤
Relationships with divorced DILFs... 🤤
boyfriend applications for the canine are open.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the best kind!
perk.
he’ll also pump you full of pups for free!
he’ll also pump you full of pups for free!
boyfriend applications for the canine are open.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
perk.
he’ll also pump you full of pups for free!
he’ll also pump you full of pups for free!
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
boyfriend applications for the canine are open.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
boyfriend applications for the canine are open.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t need to tell him twice. he sticks his own tongue out, basically pouncing onto the Lynx as he locks their lips together in a sloppy kiss.
his arms gently wrap around him as well, pulling him close against his fluffy body.
"mmm..~”
his arms gently wrap around him as well, pulling him close against his fluffy body.
"mmm..~”
ㅤ — Perfect... Then, what are you waiting for? I need them right now!
The lynx mocks him by putting out his tongue.
The lynx mocks him by putting out his tongue.
deal!
hugs and kisses are what this canine is best at.
hugs and kisses are what this canine is best at.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
don’t need to tell him twice. he sticks his own tongue out, basically pouncing onto the Lynx as he locks their lips together in a sloppy kiss.
his arms gently wrap around him as well, pulling him close against his fluffy body.
"mmm..~”
his arms gently wrap around him as well, pulling him close against his fluffy body.
"mmm..~”
boyfriend applications for the canine are open.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
boyfriend applications for the canine are open.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
don’t worry, he’ll spoil you with love and attention.
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
the concept of being fed and given belly rubs. 😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the concept of being fed and given belly rubs. 😵💫
deal!
hugs and kisses are what this canine is best at.
hugs and kisses are what this canine is best at.
ㅤ — I'm feeling in a good mood. I might give some belly rubs and do the breakfast. In exchange, I want some kisses and hugs. Warmer hugs, if possible.
oh, it most definitely will be.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
deal!
hugs and kisses are what this canine is best at.
hugs and kisses are what this canine is best at.
oh, it most definitely will be.
ㅤ — I see your tail wagging fast if I call you “good boy”. Heh...
the concept of being fed and given belly rubs. 😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
oh, it most definitely will be.
the concept of being fed and given belly rubs. 😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the concept of being fed and given belly rubs. 😵💫
his tongue lapped out in pleasure, ears falling flat against his head as his pink pucker twitched with each lick.
"mmm.. fuck yeah.. that’s the spot, keep it up~."
he instinctively pushed his ass further back against the Zebra’s face, making sure that tongue got all up in there.
"mmm.. fuck yeah.. that’s the spot, keep it up~."
he instinctively pushed his ass further back against the Zebra’s face, making sure that tongue got all up in there.
"mmmmmm okay okay~"
He'd say smirking, yanking those shorts down to expose those shaking and jiggling cheeks before he'd spread em.
Snout diving in, Sawyer began to passionately and very sloppily make out/lick on the canines asshole
He'd say smirking, yanking those shorts down to expose those shaking and jiggling cheeks before he'd spread em.
Snout diving in, Sawyer began to passionately and very sloppily make out/lick on the canines asshole
and there he goes pressing those cheeks further against his palms, even shaking em a little to make them wobble about.
"well—? don’t keep this ol' dog waiting, mate. dig in~. it’s all you can eat tonight!"
"well—? don’t keep this ol' dog waiting, mate. dig in~. it’s all you can eat tonight!"
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
his tongue lapped out in pleasure, ears falling flat against his head as his pink pucker twitched with each lick.
"mmm.. fuck yeah.. that’s the spot, keep it up~."
he instinctively pushed his ass further back against the Zebra’s face, making sure that tongue got all up in there.
"mmm.. fuck yeah.. that’s the spot, keep it up~."
he instinctively pushed his ass further back against the Zebra’s face, making sure that tongue got all up in there.
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
Wᴀʀᴡɪᴄᴋ
Tʜᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴀɢᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ᴢᴀᴜɴ
Gᴀʏ
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❤ + 🔁
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Gᴀʏ
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N/sғᴡ 18+
❤ + 🔁
November 20, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Tʜᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴀɢᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ᴢᴀᴜɴ
Gᴀʏ
Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
N/sғᴡ 18+
❤ + 🔁
Tʜᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴀɢᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ᴢᴀᴜɴ
Gᴀʏ
Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
N/sғᴡ 18+
❤ + 🔁
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"just trying to keep up with rent and maybe have some fun while I'm at it~"
🐝 Bi/switch
🐝 Temp worker ready to take on any job. And I mean any~
🐝 Optional Futa Alt~ 🍆
🐝 Bi/switch
🐝 Temp worker ready to take on any job. And I mean any~
🐝 Optional Futa Alt~ 🍆
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"just trying to keep up with rent and maybe have some fun while I'm at it~"
🐝 Bi/switch
🐝 Temp worker ready to take on any job. And I mean any~
🐝 Optional Futa Alt~ 🍆
🐝 Bi/switch
🐝 Temp worker ready to take on any job. And I mean any~
🐝 Optional Futa Alt~ 🍆
Bandit was dealing with his own problems and emotions at the moment, drinking his worries and sorrows away, not yet quite aware of the other looking him and and down from beside him.
he sighed to himself, dark circles under his eyes as he stared at the glass in front of him before+
he sighed to himself, dark circles under his eyes as he stared at the glass in front of him before+
Not up for a conflict, he just sat down right next to him ... In an otherwise empty row of seats.
" Give me a shot, just straight Vodka. ", he huffed out quietly, taking off his gloves. Lockjaw was eyeing the other up and down, not even noticing how obvious this was.
" Give me a shot, just straight Vodka. ", he huffed out quietly, taking off his gloves. Lockjaw was eyeing the other up and down, not even noticing how obvious this was.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Bandit was dealing with his own problems and emotions at the moment, drinking his worries and sorrows away, not yet quite aware of the other looking him and and down from beside him.
he sighed to himself, dark circles under his eyes as he stared at the glass in front of him before+
he sighed to himself, dark circles under his eyes as he stared at the glass in front of him before+
||gonna catch up on replies.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
||gonna catch up on replies.
Reposted by Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
"h—holy..! no warning at all… not that I’m complaining..~”
seems he was definitely getting stuffed just like he asked for.
seems he was definitely getting stuffed just like he asked for.
“MUST BREED AUSSIE DOGGY DADDY!!!!! HHHHHHHNNNNGHHG!!!!!”
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP!!!!
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"h—holy..! no warning at all… not that I’m complaining..~”
seems he was definitely getting stuffed just like he asked for.
seems he was definitely getting stuffed just like he asked for.
and there he goes pressing those cheeks further against his palms, even shaking em a little to make them wobble about.
"well—? don’t keep this ol' dog waiting, mate. dig in~. it’s all you can eat tonight!"
"well—? don’t keep this ol' dog waiting, mate. dig in~. it’s all you can eat tonight!"
"MMFFFF not you're speaking my language!~"
Cue the large stallion flopping into bed behind bandit, laying between his legs as he firmly grasps and spreads those clothed cheeks
"I'm gonna enjoy this meal~"
Cue the large stallion flopping into bed behind bandit, laying between his legs as he firmly grasps and spreads those clothed cheeks
"I'm gonna enjoy this meal~"
"hehe~.
why make a plate when you have the whole feast right in front of you? come get a taste..”
why make a plate when you have the whole feast right in front of you? come get a taste..”
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
and there he goes pressing those cheeks further against his palms, even shaking em a little to make them wobble about.
"well—? don’t keep this ol' dog waiting, mate. dig in~. it’s all you can eat tonight!"
"well—? don’t keep this ol' dog waiting, mate. dig in~. it’s all you can eat tonight!"