DittoToo
@dittotoo.bsky.social
I'm a red button that cracks jokes.
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Soon he might start talking in Obama's voice.
May 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Soon he might start talking in Obama's voice.
I haven't seen it said but I no longer consider the US a super power.
April 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I haven't seen it said but I no longer consider the US a super power.
Where do you stand on Nazis?
April 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Where do you stand on Nazis?
Yikes!
Child complains of 'monster' under the bed. Babysitter then comes face-to-face with man hiding there
A Kansas sheriff's office says a babysitter looked under a bed to reassure a worried child that there wasn’t a monster hiding there — and came face-to-face with a man who wasn’t supposed to be there.
apnews.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yikes!
This one time... my grandfather was drunk and fell off of a cruise ship.
March 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This one time... my grandfather was drunk and fell off of a cruise ship.
With out powers combined...we have one working unit
January 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
With out powers combined...we have one working unit
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Theres still another day in January.
January 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Theres still another day in January.
This library could use a ghost.
January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This library could use a ghost.
Um...I'm just going to block you if you start spelling things with special characters to bypass my word blocks.
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Um...I'm just going to block you if you start spelling things with special characters to bypass my word blocks.
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all they needed was some addled dope with a sharpie to make all their dreams come true
January 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
all they needed was some addled dope with a sharpie to make all their dreams come true
Here's to to you Mr. Goes-to-the-strip-club-at-11AM while us normies are having brunch next door. I commend you.
January 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Here's to to you Mr. Goes-to-the-strip-club-at-11AM while us normies are having brunch next door. I commend you.
If they're so mad they can remove the church's tax exemption.
January 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If they're so mad they can remove the church's tax exemption.
Nope, can't have that.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nope, can't have that.
People calling it the Gulf of America are a special kind of stupid.
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
People calling it the Gulf of America are a special kind of stupid.
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The gluttonously rich party in tuxedos while the price of food continues to rise. They dance in ballrooms while basic housing remains in crisis. They laugh and smile while democracy crumbles. We've been here before, and it didn't go well for anyone.
Mike Tyson gets on Jake Paul’s shoulders at an inaugural ball.
Logan Paul and Evander Holyfield are also there.
Logan Paul and Evander Holyfield are also there.
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The gluttonously rich party in tuxedos while the price of food continues to rise. They dance in ballrooms while basic housing remains in crisis. They laugh and smile while democracy crumbles. We've been here before, and it didn't go well for anyone.
He said "golden age". He meant "guilded age"
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He said "golden age". He meant "guilded age"
Last nigh"s ban was just performative. The real ban would remove it from the app stores, not disable the app on your phone. You'd still be able to use the app, but couldn't update it, or install it on a new phone.
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January 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Last nigh"s ban was just performative. The real ban would remove it from the app stores, not disable the app on your phone. You'd still be able to use the app, but couldn't update it, or install it on a new phone.
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I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.
January 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm of the mind that the real reason the TikTok ban is such a high priority for the US government is because they can't track you through it the way they can with US apps.
Snoop, I am disappoint.
Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration.
The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
a cartoon of a clown in a car with the word hey on it
ALT: a cartoon of a clown in a car with the word hey on it
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Snoop, I am disappoint.
Honestly, I've never watched any swearing in.
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Honestly, I've never watched any swearing in.
January 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM