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Jonathan Ensor
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Editor of the Azyr Weekly

Longest #HobbyStreak: 168 days
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Moving house is ridiculous because it requires you to put everything that brings you joy in a box, and then to just spend a day or two staring at the box.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Putting basecoats on the next three. Starting to see how the army is going to like as a whole.
October 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
One little Zharrdron from Muspelzharr down.
October 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
We have achieved Chorf.
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
After months of inactivity, I challenged myself to paint a mini in a day. So here's Splendid King Mydas, Giver of Golden Gifts.
September 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Squires of the Everchosen ready for some priming.
September 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This was good. Makes me want to read the first two. If you like military sci-fi, you could do a lot worse.
Trusting the recommendations sellotaped to the shelves at the second-hand bookstore for this one.
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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We did it team. Massive.
August 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Team Aotearoa and Team Philippines ❤️
August 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Trusting the recommendations sellotaped to the shelves at the second-hand bookstore for this one.
August 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
My cat is up to something
July 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Infinity is a hell of a game.
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Visiting parents in Auckland, a lot of pūkeko wandering around.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A photo of me genuinely having the time of my life at a one-dayer today. 0 wins, 3 losses with Archaon and his V-Guard, but great games none the less.
June 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Checking the news today gave me quite the fright.
June 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When an army wins Best Painted, having served its purpose, it should be destroyed by the TO with a hammer.
June 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Citizens of Azyr are hereby instructed to dry puddles or spills on sight, in order to prevent mega-gargant infestation.
May 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mighty Ape you rascal. Does your evil know no bounds?
May 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The game my wife has been working on has just launched on Steam. It's kind of a spiritual mix of This War of Mine and Dead of Winter. As a husband I am bound to recommend it, but as a gamer I have no qualms about it. I've played the demo a bunch and it's really good!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKky...
Into the Dead: Our Darkest Days - Early Access Launch Trailer
YouTube video by PikPokGames
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April 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh go on then
April 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Doubling my Clanrat output to two at a time. The world is my warpstone nugget.
March 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I have almost doubled my Clanrat regiment's numbers.
March 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
What a companion animal.
March 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
One done. 39 to go. Yikes.
March 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM