A figment of your stupid imagination
@dissociation99.bsky.social
He's got away from us, Jack.
I don't know why I remember this from PCU. I just know I always will.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don't know why I remember this from PCU. I just know I always will.
I don't think something can be both "micro" and "beefy". I refuse to live in that world.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don't think something can be both "micro" and "beefy". I refuse to live in that world.
I tried to but your friends barricaded the door.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I tried to but your friends barricaded the door.
He's putting together a team...
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He's putting together a team...
I thought that's why they called him that.
October 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I thought that's why they called him that.
You're too much for them anyway. They're beginners.
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You're too much for them anyway. They're beginners.
ETA? Really need this ASAP.
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ETA? Really need this ASAP.
glad they're touring again
seeing them next month
seeing them next month
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
glad they're touring again
seeing them next month
seeing them next month
Isn't it on CBS now? There are so many old people who are more confused than usual.
September 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Isn't it on CBS now? There are so many old people who are more confused than usual.
This made me go metaphysical. I am commenting from the Ether now.
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This made me go metaphysical. I am commenting from the Ether now.
I say "screenshat" because I'm an adult.
August 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I say "screenshat" because I'm an adult.
"Why is there an upcoming deadline on this? Is Scoob planning a nude werewolf costume for Halloween?"
August 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Why is there an upcoming deadline on this? Is Scoob planning a nude werewolf costume for Halloween?"
If I'm gonna reply I gotta come up with more ambiguous ways to tell people to die that wouldn't get flagged
August 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If I'm gonna reply I gotta come up with more ambiguous ways to tell people to die that wouldn't get flagged
I'm gonna need to pray on this.
August 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm gonna need to pray on this.
can I still melt after I explode?
August 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
can I still melt after I explode?
It's just nice to be noticed tbh.
July 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's just nice to be noticed tbh.
He was. You heard correctly.
July 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
He was. You heard correctly.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...
July 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...
so this is why everyone thinks Michelle's getting divorced
June 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
so this is why everyone thinks Michelle's getting divorced
I didn't make it past "I believe Singal was correct"
May 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I didn't make it past "I believe Singal was correct"
He's giving you a look that says he's going to make you take more requests soon.
May 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
He's giving you a look that says he's going to make you take more requests soon.