DisposableHero
@disposablehero.com
Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite.
Elder millennial, slayer of industry
He/Him.
Imported Masshole.
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
Elder millennial, slayer of industry
He/Him.
Imported Masshole.
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
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DisposableHero
@disposablehero.com
· Mar 11
We’ve settled on a new name. Everyone, meet Theodore! (Theo, Teddy, Ted, etc.)
Trapped in Paradise (1994)
In a row? My ducks are in ski masks, telling everyone in the bank to “be cool.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trapped in Paradise (1994)
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im nothing if not a woman of my word. thanks for the follows
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
im nothing if not a woman of my word. thanks for the follows
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In a row? My ducks are in ski masks, telling everyone in the bank to “be cool.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In a row? My ducks are in ski masks, telling everyone in the bank to “be cool.”
Making a movie called "Christmas" set in the Die Hard universe
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Making a movie called "Christmas" set in the Die Hard universe
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Flash the firmware? Um. I'd like to at least take the firmware out to dinner first.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Flash the firmware? Um. I'd like to at least take the firmware out to dinner first.
Thinking of you
Also just walked down the street and got a huge-ass breakfast burrito
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thinking of you
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brain says to log off for the rest of the year, heart says to post
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
brain says to log off for the rest of the year, heart says to post
moodest of moods
I’m too tired to think of anything clever just sit on my face already.
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
moodest of moods
A really good breakfast sandwich would fix me
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A really good breakfast sandwich would fix me
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he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
he's checking it twice
he's setting a reminder on his phone
he's seeing a new email notification
he's checking social media
he's forgetting to set the reminder
he's waking up in the middle of the night realizing he completely spaced it
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taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies
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When I'm a ghost, I'm gonna figure out how to fart audibly to the living.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When I'm a ghost, I'm gonna figure out how to fart audibly to the living.
Are you doing bluesky right if you don’t?
U ever see a picture of somebody so hot you just wanna gnaw on your phone a lil bit?🫣🥵🤤
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Are you doing bluesky right if you don’t?
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
I’ve been doing this shit since MySpace
Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’ve been doing this shit since MySpace
Goals
being a loser: no thanks
being a hot loser: yes please
being a hot loser: yes please
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Goals
It’s been nearly 2 months since my last Lower Decks rewatch. Time to start again
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s been nearly 2 months since my last Lower Decks rewatch. Time to start again
BEHOLD, I have completed 1 (one) and a half self-care
(showered and am drinking water)
(showered and am drinking water)
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
BEHOLD, I have completed 1 (one) and a half self-care
(showered and am drinking water)
(showered and am drinking water)
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you should be able to turn off bookmarking on your posts
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
you should be able to turn off bookmarking on your posts
I can't imagine why I'm dragging so badly today
well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own procrastination
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I can't imagine why I'm dragging so badly today
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when it’s almost 3pm and all you’ve had to drink today is coffee
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
when it’s almost 3pm and all you’ve had to drink today is coffee
I'm 100% ready to be done with work for today, but I've got 2 hours to go 😩
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm 100% ready to be done with work for today, but I've got 2 hours to go 😩
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me, shooting my shot: here kitty kitty! pspspsps
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
me, shooting my shot: here kitty kitty! pspspsps