I couldn't point it out to you on a map, but I do know that all the cute girls come from there.

Your fucking language is the number one fucking thing I like about you. Number two is how fucking factual you are.

As for "their level," the only way you could sink that low is to diddle kids, which normal fucking people like us fucking abhor and is the reason we're all fucking swearing right now.

Every once in a while you need to make an example of the worst type of person just to remind the other horrible people of what can happen if they break the social contract.

I somehow missed Wednesday's update so today's was more than a little worrying as I tried to sus out what the red pill-looking object in his hand may be.

A rat is 1/16th of a therapy, but they max out at 1/2 a therapy no matter how many you adopt since fractional therapies cease stacking at 1/2 in accordance with Cole's Law. So you still need to get a whole therapy from a trained therapist.

"sweet sweet Anthropic money?" Do they mean the $3.50 that will eventually make it to the authors after court fees, attorney fees, bank fees, f*ck you fees, and the fee to cash the check?

I've never heard of this site they're talking about, but that's probably because these days I can actually buy books. I used the library before that. It's stupidly easy to get affordable books and support authors. It's not like they're video games made by a company recently bought by Jared Kushner.

I picked cotton as apart of a sociology course in college. It is fucking miserable work, and I only had to do it for an hour on a mildly warm day.

Don't forget that he also tortured autistic children with spinal taps and fecal transplants. Children who couldn't speak up about how much pain they were in. Then he went and made up the data.

Miss Piggy would absolutely rock his shit. We'd be picking bits of him out of low earth orbit for decades.

My favorite joke when people incorrectly guess my age is to say:

"Ooh, sorry, but you're off by about 10 years." (or however many years off they are.)

"What? No!"

"Yes. I'm actually a very precocious 14-year-old."

You think he'd spring for lead? A lump of plastic from Home Depot is probably the best they'll get.

Oh come on! I just started a new Sims 4 game and now you tempt me with the siren's song of No Man's Sky?

Kim, by a long shot, but Elith is trying their best.

My thoughts exactly. The enemy of my enemy is not my friend. They sometimes can be, but often they end up being just another weapon, and a double-edged one at that. Let them fight and wear each other out, then finish off the winner after they've been weakened.

Same, Charlotte. Same.

Sorry in advance for the TMI, but I am *frustrated*.

Changing my meds has unleashed hypersexuality for the first time in years, but then I went and got a vasectomy on Tuesday and now I can't even masturbate until Wednesday. It's driving me crazy(er)!