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Seattle area hoop head.
Go read swishonomics.com 👈🏀📈
Go read swishonomics.com 👈🏀📈
There’s some gnarly ones in the podcast ad space now too… the very things we all listen to to hear adults yammer on about our favorite children’s game as an escape - nope, gotta hear some ads now for Alzheimer’s and dementia meds via radio style skit beginning with a crash from throwing things😭
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
There’s some gnarly ones in the podcast ad space now too… the very things we all listen to to hear adults yammer on about our favorite children’s game as an escape - nope, gotta hear some ads now for Alzheimer’s and dementia meds via radio style skit beginning with a crash from throwing things😭
Without context that sounds like a senior exec at <insert tech company> bracing their team for layoffs
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Without context that sounds like a senior exec at <insert tech company> bracing their team for layoffs
Every Tuesday it’s the NBC “coast to coast” where at 8pm eastern you get a game on eastern affiliate stations, and 8pm pacific you get a game on local west coast affiliates. In the middle of the country it’s 50/50 which game you get and if you wanna watch both you can stream them on Peacock
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every Tuesday it’s the NBC “coast to coast” where at 8pm eastern you get a game on eastern affiliate stations, and 8pm pacific you get a game on local west coast affiliates. In the middle of the country it’s 50/50 which game you get and if you wanna watch both you can stream them on Peacock
They do this shit every week it’s so annoying
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They do this shit every week it’s so annoying
All the links are broken 👀
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
All the links are broken 👀
Coach Dame
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Coach Dame
I wish you were right
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I wish you were right
You’re presumably in Cali? The beans from Philz are everything. It pains me as a PNW boy to admit yall have the best beans
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You’re presumably in Cali? The beans from Philz are everything. It pains me as a PNW boy to admit yall have the best beans
I’d never condone AI taking someone’s job… except for Dan Wilson
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’d never condone AI taking someone’s job… except for Dan Wilson
His head kinda looks photoshopped onto another body
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
His head kinda looks photoshopped onto another body
Let’s be real - it’s the beignets. That or whoever designs their workout routine is a crossfitter
These injuries out of NOLA are WILD
These injuries out of NOLA are WILD
October 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Let’s be real - it’s the beignets. That or whoever designs their workout routine is a crossfitter
These injuries out of NOLA are WILD
These injuries out of NOLA are WILD
The construction is “dudes with major offensive talent who were dismissed by the rest of the league and have a chip on their shoulder… plus Murray”
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The construction is “dudes with major offensive talent who were dismissed by the rest of the league and have a chip on their shoulder… plus Murray”
The most generous interpretation is the kings last year had a problem of 3 dudes who were ball dominant, and I think leaning into the skid is the vibe now - fuckit everyone wants the ball, everyone is aggressive. All 5 chase it, no one’s happy, no one’s defending, but everyone’s getting buckets lol
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The most generous interpretation is the kings last year had a problem of 3 dudes who were ball dominant, and I think leaning into the skid is the vibe now - fuckit everyone wants the ball, everyone is aggressive. All 5 chase it, no one’s happy, no one’s defending, but everyone’s getting buckets lol
Look at his stats last year. Tell me he’s not worth a shot. It’s fun to shit on people but he’s still super productive and a good dude. The biggest criticism people have is he might shadow lead - guess what, this team needs a leader. Solid move, let him stack some more triple dubs and chase 6moty
October 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Look at his stats last year. Tell me he’s not worth a shot. It’s fun to shit on people but he’s still super productive and a good dude. The biggest criticism people have is he might shadow lead - guess what, this team needs a leader. Solid move, let him stack some more triple dubs and chase 6moty
If the kings squeak into the playoffs, I’m calling it now, Russ for 6moty
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If the kings squeak into the playoffs, I’m calling it now, Russ for 6moty
If the Kings squeak a playoff berth, it’s Russ for 6moty
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If the Kings squeak a playoff berth, it’s Russ for 6moty
Whether Cuban knows it or not, he is playing a useful role for the NBA and the firm investigating by testing an “alternative explanation” in the court of public opinion to see if it’s at least good enough for them to support a ruling of “meh nothing to see here” at the end of the season or whenever
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Whether Cuban knows it or not, he is playing a useful role for the NBA and the firm investigating by testing an “alternative explanation” in the court of public opinion to see if it’s at least good enough for them to support a ruling of “meh nothing to see here” at the end of the season or whenever
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
user prompts “design me a virus” and the return is anything other than “no” then they have a column ready to go
October 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
user prompts “design me a virus” and the return is anything other than “no” then they have a column ready to go
Is this what we refer to as a government job nowadays?
October 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Is this what we refer to as a government job nowadays?
So… Ishbia’s company is gonna be the title sponsor of his team’s arena. And then when the NBA chooses to do nothing about Kawhi, he will have clearance to “simply introduce the players to the sponsoring companies” even if it is a company he runs. Pablo hmu lol @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So… Ishbia’s company is gonna be the title sponsor of his team’s arena. And then when the NBA chooses to do nothing about Kawhi, he will have clearance to “simply introduce the players to the sponsoring companies” even if it is a company he runs. Pablo hmu lol @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social
Respectfully, “trust but verify” is what the science teachers reallllly were supposed to teach us, eh?
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Respectfully, “trust but verify” is what the science teachers reallllly were supposed to teach us, eh?
<500 NBA players, and three of them are named Jaylin Williams with a couple vowels swapped, with another 20 Jaylens or so…. the Jaylen industrial complex is crazy
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
<500 NBA players, and three of them are named Jaylin Williams with a couple vowels swapped, with another 20 Jaylens or so…. the Jaylen industrial complex is crazy
Lmao I’m serious tho - scoot is out, he can’t shoot either really, let’s see how Simmons handles the ball in his absence instead of being a backup 5 like he was for the clips and if it goes ok then when Scoot is back they got a nice versatile defensive backup. He’s not LeBron but he’s still solid
September 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Lmao I’m serious tho - scoot is out, he can’t shoot either really, let’s see how Simmons handles the ball in his absence instead of being a backup 5 like he was for the clips and if it goes ok then when Scoot is back they got a nice versatile defensive backup. He’s not LeBron but he’s still solid
GP2 didn’t appreciate how the Blazers handled his injury if I remember correctly and the Ws are expected to sign him any min now
September 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
GP2 didn’t appreciate how the Blazers handled his injury if I remember correctly and the Ws are expected to sign him any min now