Pit Fiend for Mojitos
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You may have heard that everything is poisonous given enough dosage, but fewer people know that everything is venomous, they’re just patiently waiting for the right moment to strike
July 28, 2023 at 2:46 AM
You may have heard that everything is poisonous given enough dosage, but fewer people know that everything is venomous, they’re just patiently waiting for the right moment to strike
Twin tower? I hardly know ‘er.
July 23, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Twin tower? I hardly know ‘er.
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Burning down a theater when I see a dick bulge on Ken and realize these idiots don't give a shit about the lore
July 20, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Burning down a theater when I see a dick bulge on Ken and realize these idiots don't give a shit about the lore
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the throne of god stands empty! the court of heaven is a nest of ghosts and rotting flesh! ya-ha-ha-hoooooieee
July 18, 2023 at 11:15 PM
the throne of god stands empty! the court of heaven is a nest of ghosts and rotting flesh! ya-ha-ha-hoooooieee
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the barbie movie is praxis! i'm sorry, i have absolutely no idea what that means. i just figured i'd type it up and post it in case anyone else can make heads or tails of it
July 16, 2023 at 7:21 PM
the barbie movie is praxis! i'm sorry, i have absolutely no idea what that means. i just figured i'd type it up and post it in case anyone else can make heads or tails of it
I aspire to be the Kool Keith of library science
July 11, 2023 at 5:59 PM
I aspire to be the Kool Keith of library science
New Mt. Rushmore but it’s just Napoleon, the cancelled guy from Louie, and Mr. Garfield.
July 11, 2023 at 5:58 PM
New Mt. Rushmore but it’s just Napoleon, the cancelled guy from Louie, and Mr. Garfield.
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my thoughts on the Sotomayor situation: her conduct was unethical. she should resign and be replaced by a 35 year old with material ties to left-wing militants
July 11, 2023 at 3:07 PM
my thoughts on the Sotomayor situation: her conduct was unethical. she should resign and be replaced by a 35 year old with material ties to left-wing militants
Engaging in protracted psychic warfare (watching cable news in a tire shop while my phone battery drains to nearly zero)
July 10, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Engaging in protracted psychic warfare (watching cable news in a tire shop while my phone battery drains to nearly zero)
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Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
July 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
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Gene Roddenberry: after global nuclear war, humanity united into a communal society and achieved great scientific advancement
George Lucas: check it out, I gave this wizard a laser sword
George Lucas: check it out, I gave this wizard a laser sword
July 8, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Gene Roddenberry: after global nuclear war, humanity united into a communal society and achieved great scientific advancement
George Lucas: check it out, I gave this wizard a laser sword
George Lucas: check it out, I gave this wizard a laser sword
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i think enough time has passed that i can admit that i was invited to attack the world trade center on 9/11/2001 but i had other plans so i didnt go
July 8, 2023 at 3:13 PM
i think enough time has passed that i can admit that i was invited to attack the world trade center on 9/11/2001 but i had other plans so i didnt go
“You have any weekend plans?”
“Yeah I’m gonna self immolate outside of Disney World if they don’t cave to my demands they adapt Garm Bel Iblis into a live action Star Wars”
“Yeah I’m gonna self immolate outside of Disney World if they don’t cave to my demands they adapt Garm Bel Iblis into a live action Star Wars”
July 8, 2023 at 4:33 PM
“You have any weekend plans?”
“Yeah I’m gonna self immolate outside of Disney World if they don’t cave to my demands they adapt Garm Bel Iblis into a live action Star Wars”
“Yeah I’m gonna self immolate outside of Disney World if they don’t cave to my demands they adapt Garm Bel Iblis into a live action Star Wars”
OSR fanzine but the only significant departure from normal d&d is that it talks at length about how Serpent Men did 9/11
July 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM
OSR fanzine but the only significant departure from normal d&d is that it talks at length about how Serpent Men did 9/11
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every time i see the phrase "gonzo journalist" i think of
July 7, 2023 at 11:14 PM
every time i see the phrase "gonzo journalist" i think of
Thinking about rebranding as a guy who calls things he doesn’t like Babylon
July 7, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Thinking about rebranding as a guy who calls things he doesn’t like Babylon
Pretty sure I’m not technically high anymore but every fifteen minutes or so I experience a vivid sensation of feeling all my teeth in my head is that normal?
July 7, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Pretty sure I’m not technically high anymore but every fifteen minutes or so I experience a vivid sensation of feeling all my teeth in my head is that normal?
Sleepy at work truly I am gods strongest soldier
July 7, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Sleepy at work truly I am gods strongest soldier
Listening to Peter, Paul, and Mary in the parking garage at work desperately trying to sober up from the marijuana pill I took a full 14 hours ago. Too relaxed! Unsustainable!
July 7, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Listening to Peter, Paul, and Mary in the parking garage at work desperately trying to sober up from the marijuana pill I took a full 14 hours ago. Too relaxed! Unsustainable!
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"It feels cursory, like a land acknowledgment at the New School." Fucking brutal
July 6, 2023 at 6:31 PM
"It feels cursory, like a land acknowledgment at the New School." Fucking brutal