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Jasper
@disastercook.bsky.social
The Ministry’s number one OSHA violator.

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Do you think I could sell bah water to basically get another method of making bath water? That’s what this sounds like to me…
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I am not allowed with the kitchen pot. But I could buy my own…. Eventually. They’re stupid expensive.
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Same man.
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My eyes vibrate
September 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yeah so I can get energy drinks and that’s it
September 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I thought we all just got like fed and a little allowance or something
September 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
People get paid?
September 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Don’t worry I’m okay
September 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
// all of us replying to this
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
trench coat was given directions. It might be done in a timely manner.
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
walk-in cooler. That’s never been done before ever. Not in the history of ever.

In terms of personality, he’s a lighthearted, caring but deeply wild guy. Very very loyal to a fault, and will do anything to try and be helpful. But it comes with the caveat that it’s more like a pack of raccoons in a
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
nothing. At any given point, you can walk into the kitchens and Jasper will be doing something unconventional, but still within cleanliness standards and mostly safe. We don’t all about using the mop buckets to joust. No. That never happened. What are you talking about?

He also doesn’t vape in the
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jasper was summoned as a sort of “helper ghoul.” But proved to be a little too wild for clerical or human facing jobs. He did however take to cooking and working in the kitchens.

He’s a small, but mighty force. Seriously, this little shorty can throw around stock pots and inventory boxes like it’s
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM