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Jasper
@disastercook.bsky.social
The Ministry’s number one OSHA violator.

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Jasper, ministry cook.

-Ghost rp account
-same admin as @sisterlavinia.bsky.social, 21+. NSFW themes may be present.
-highly suggest minors do not interact.
-have you seen The Bear? It’s a lot like that.
-ooc prefaced by //
- nothing posted here is mine unless otherwise stated.
Anyways do you guys think I could convince the rest of the kitchen to let me make katsu curry? I keep seeing pictures of it and I need to make it.

Cause like I’m just an assistant basically. I get my silly little To-Do list and I do my silly little tasks.
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I found a stock pot that I can fit in. I didn’t know they made them that big. One man hot tub.
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chat I’m not a genius but I don’t think I’m supposed to find slugs in the dry storage.
September 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Made it through breakfast and lunch without incident or vibrating eyeballs or my heart exploding. Hell yeah
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I got up super fucking early for breakfast service and I’m on my third redbull
September 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
WHY ARE GRITS LIKE MOLTEN LAVA WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
September 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Jasper, ministry cook.

-Ghost rp account
-same admin as @sisterlavinia.bsky.social, 21+. NSFW themes may be present.
-highly suggest minors do not interact.
-have you seen The Bear? It’s a lot like that.
-ooc prefaced by //
- nothing posted here is mine unless otherwise stated.
September 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM