JD Schooley
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JD Schooley
@dirtydog.bsky.social
Moto-Adventurer / Fisheries Research Biologist.

Views expressed on this page are my own and do not necessarily represent the position of my employer.
October 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Many thanks to @jeffkopaska.bsky.social of @amfisheriessoc.bsky.social for donating this #sturgeon puzzle artwork to the NA Sturgeon and Paddlefish Society. The proud new owner, Thomas, from World Sturgeon Conservation Society will display this masterpiece in Vienna, Austria! nasps-sturgeon.org
October 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Last week, we made another visit to Spirit Lake / Okoboji, Iowa, to pay our respects to the putatively “largest #paddlefish ever caught”. We also did some fishing. doi.org/10.1002/fsh....
September 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Name those fish… 🎃
Just spotted this scene from the movie Hocus Pocus. Home decor of the Dennison family features two framed fish prints. Only context is that the family recently moved from Los Angeles to Salem. Left image appears to be a trout sp. 🤷‍♂️
September 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Our job opening closes Sunday night (tomorrow). Last-minute apps welcome!!

#fisheries #paddlefish #nongame
September 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Our #paddlefish and #native #nongame technician job is NOW OPEN! Please share widely.
Taking apps until 9/7
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August 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That new tire feeling. 😎
#ADVRider
July 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of socket extensions.' What I said was, 'Give me all the socket extensions you have.' Do you understand?”
(a la Ron Swanson)
4Runner maintenance 😩
July 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
As an avid motorcyclist AND a scientist, I couldn’t help but collect some sound data when installing a new exhaust on my bike. “Loud pipes save lives” is complete bullshit. I reduced the loudness by almost 10% to 96.5db at 6k rpm with improved performance. Forest friendly too. 😎
June 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh, snap. That’s a must-listen!

My best rattler pic-
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Finn is still grinding away with #bmx racing. He’s no speed demon (quite tentative), but he enjoys it and is slowly improving. Probably needs a better coach.
June 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We are seeking applicants for a #fisheries technician in our #paddlefish and #native #nongame program. Please share widely. Thx.
June 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gratuitous #nongame pics taken on our study lake this week. #buffalo #gar
June 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Totally normal photo of a typical #fisheries collection.

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June 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Where it all began. The 25th annual Okie Noodling tournament is this weekend.
#biteback
June 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Same location several years ago. Eggs and larvae
June 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Another great #BMX race weekend for Finn (2.5yo). Making improvements and getting comfortable.
“I can’t wait to race”
Finn2wheels.blogspot.com
May 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
New bike vibes. 😎
May 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Second race for this 2.5yo. Getting comfortable on the podium. 😎
finn2wheels.blogspot.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
First of many podiums, we hope.

Finn (2yo) took it upon himself to count down the start for the 2nd moto- “on, two, free, goooooooo!!!!!”

The actual race announcer replied, “just let him go.”😂

So we had the lead for a bit.
April 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
April 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Check out our #nongame #fisheries #management symposium at #AFS155.
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
New #snake sighting. Very cool. Broad banded water snake in SE OK. Non- venomous.
April 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
TLDR? Well, here you go. 🤪
April 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And per-usual, my colleagues out fished me by a mile.
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM