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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)
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NYT bestselling author //
my first book, ONE OF THE BOYS, is out now! //
buffalo-based football internet transsexual //
writer in residence @ texas roadhouse //
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happy pride #booksky!!

if you want a transfem read in june, consider ONE OF THE BOYS, my debut YA about a football player named grace!

by several objective measures - NYT bestseller, 3 starred reviews, a 4.5 rating on goodreads and storygraph - it is Quite Good!

read it imo!!!!!!!
One of the Boys
Check out One of the Boys - Grace Woodhouse has left a lot behind. She used to have a great friend group, an amazing girlfriend, and a right foot set to earn her a Division I football scholarship--bef...
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i don't want to hear from anyone who would quote someone to complain about this. you make limiting replies worth it.
Don’t say stuff and then close the replies. It makes you look like a major dick
restless ghost chilling out on all the haunting stuff as he gets super into your Breaking Bad rewatch and then knocking a bunch of shit off your shelves during the finale
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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taking a victory lap on my drake maye/mike vrabel opinions
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
anyway i want personalized apologies from everybody who told me i was being silly about mike vrabel being a top 10 coach
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
our situation is so bad that i get nostalgic seeing mack hollins’s goofy ass out there
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Been meaning to make this post for a while, but if you’re following me and not @dirtbagqueer.rocks somehow, you need to run not walk to your nearest bookseller and buy One of the Boys. Victoria is the only person who could make me endorse a book that contains Falcons slander, that’s how good it is.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
my next “console” will almost certainly be a steam machine. thats really all i want a video games device to be
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am having a hard time comprehending this
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i am NOT evil kreia in real life i promise
Great pfp/post combo
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
im not goth i promise just wear black head to toe most days in the winter
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Fred Smith rips Brett Favre as a guy with a Wikipedia page that has two levels of subheadings in the "controversies" section
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“she had material all over the place” is already working its way into my grey matter permanently
My favorite kind of fine is “question My sexuality” fine
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The SVU episode about Epstein and Ghislaine, made because the story was well-known enough that people would watch it and immediately know it was “ripped from the headlines”, aired on February 2, 2011
"Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein" is a phrase that first appeared in newspapers in March 2011 and appeared regularly from that point onward. it is INCONCEIVABLE to me that this many people were still associating with him!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Hi! I wrote a thing about swimming and trans athletes and [*checks notes*] Santana for @defector.com, would mean a lot if you give it a read
What Does A Great Trans Athlete Deserve? | Defector
Once every week or two, I swim molasses-slow laps at the YMCA. I’ve been on something of a fitness journey this year, testing out different forms of exercise to see what sticks—what feels the least to...
defector.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
on one hand, this a Job. the players are here to do their job. i get why he's feeling this, it's a really toxic environment right now

on the other hand you cannot say this to the most hockey starved market in the united states who hasn't seen a competent hockey team since obama 1
What a bunch of losers, my god. Does anyone not like pressure in sports

Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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all you need is hate in your heart and a Catholic ability to hold on to it for so long without ever saying anything
What hats it like to have a person as a nemesis? My only nemesis is a decently sized company for their industry. Do you think I could branch out?
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i love ferdinand habsburg's wiki page. gotta be the only guy on earth with these headers
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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also:

our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.

a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player

www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
it's Nonna Shacket season once again
i just bought this plaid pattern felt jacket and it’s the first article of clothing i’ve ever bought that makes me feel like a harried mother trying her best but in a Good Way. i need a babushka to pair with it. i’m auntiemaxxing i’m nonnamoding
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
remember when drake said the words “this epstein angle was the shit i expected” into a microphone
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a friend just brought up that they heard a “somewhere only we know” needle crop in a show and man. is there a song that sounds more like an individual year than that song sounds like 2004
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM