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Flight Attendant: “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?!"
Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”
Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”
March 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Flight Attendant: “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?!"
Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”
Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”
first time using pencil in years!
February 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
first time using pencil in years!
what will you offer to the flower girl?
February 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
what will you offer to the flower girl?
i am here to cause problems
January 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i am here to cause problems
did u know that Bat is short for Batthew?
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
did u know that Bat is short for Batthew?